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'2 in the AM PM'
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Airdate	2006
Written by	J.G. Quintel
Storyboard by	J.G. Quintel
Directed by	J.G. Quintel
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"2 in the AM PM" is one of J.G. Quintel's student films. Many of the characters on Regular Show are based on concepts and characters from the short. This is the only work of Quintel's to be severely inappropriate, depicting profanity, nudity, strong sexual references, and scenes of drug use.

Plot

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The short film begins with two clerks working at the gas station. It is suggested that it takes place during the middle of the night, but the title suggests otherwise. The shorter clerk, voiced by Sam Marin.

mes off as having a negative personality, and is heard in the beginning saying "two more hours... fuck! " referring to time that they still have to work. The taller clerk, voiced by J.G. Quintel is much more relaxed, and seems to have a 

brighter outlook on life in general. He indicates it is Halloween, and tries to convince his fellow worker that "you gotta have candy on Halloween. It's

Halloween." This is met with an "eh," by Sam. Eventually, though, he is convinced to have a piece of candy with J.G.

After eating the candy, though, Sam says he thinks there's something wrong with the candy. J.G. thinks for a while, and tells him "oh, yeah yeah, that's because I put... drugs in it." Sam asks what drug is in the candy. J.G. responds "It's just a little marijuana. It's just a little marijuana." After Sam's negative reaction, he thinks for a minute, and says "Oh no wait, haha! Don't worry, dude... I didn't put any weed in this candy. It was acid!" Sam gets even angrier and yells "What?! Acid?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!," but soon eventually accepts that he must just ride it out, per J.G.'s suggestion.

Sam asks when it is supposed to kick in. At this moment, we see him morph into a gumball machine very similar to Benson, which is met by J.G.'s response: "right fuckin' now!" J.G. looks in the mirror, and sees himself as a gumball machine too. As the movie progresses, J.G. turns into a character very similar to Mordecai. At one point in time, he also turns into a character that looks very similar to Pops. Sam is worried, because he feels that they "can't help people when we're like this." J.G. responds "Yeah we can... ...it's two in the morning, nobody's comin' in for gas right now, okay?"

At that moment, the "ding ding" of the bell is heard, indicating a car has arrived. Sam and J.G. look out the window, only to see a naked guy on all-fours, with his car holding the gas pump up to his butt. Both the man and the car quickly turn to the two workers, which causes them to duck below the counter. J.G. tells Sam that if they concentrate on what they're supposed to look like, the effects will wear off faster. They do, and they turn back into their normal selves.

They hear the door open, and when they rise up from below the counter, they both see a police officer has entered the store. They all exchange fairly awkward pleasantries, and then the police officer tries to scare them, saying "you two stayin' outta trouble?" He then plays it off as a joke, though, saying he just needed some chips as a midnight snack. After paying for the chips, he continues to stand and eat the chips, saying that they are "a little stale." When offered new chips, he says "no no, it's fine." He then proceeds to inhale the entire chips and bag, tear his head off and f

ly out of the store, smashing the door in the process.

In the end, J.G. asks Sam "Do you hear that?" "What, what?" Sam asks. J.G. then lets out a very loud fart, and smiles with his mouth open. Sam says "I fucking hate you." J.G. replies "Aw, come on, it's supposed to be fun."

Character AppearancesEdit

• J.G. Quintel (cartoon version)

• Sam Marin (cartoon version)
• The Police Officer
• Unknown living car and naked driver
• Mordecai (J.G Quintel hallucination)
• Benson (Sam Marin hallucination)
• Lolliland Man (imagination)

GalleryEdit

Episodes Season 1 The Power • Just Set Up the Chairs • Caffeinated Concert Tickets • Death Punchies • Free Cake • Meat Your Maker • Grilled Cheese Deluxe • The Unicorns Have Got to Go • Prank Callers • Don • Rigby's Body • Mordecai and the Rigbys Season 2 Ello Gov'nor • It's Time • Appreciation Day • Peeps • Dizzy • My Mom • High Score • Rage Against the TV • Party Pete • Brain Eraser • Benson Be Gone • But I Have a Receipt • This Is My Jam • Muscle Woman • Temp Check • Jinx • See You There • Do Me a Solid • Grave Sights • Really Real Wrestling • The Night Owl • Over the Top • A Bunch of Baby Ducks • More Smarter • First Day • Go Viral • Skunked • Karaoke Video Season 3 Stick Hockey • Bet to Be Blonde • Skips Strikes • Terror Tales of the Park • Camping Can Be Cool • Slam Dunk • Cool Bikes • House Rules • Rap it Up • Cruisin' • Under the Hood • Weekend at Benson's • Fortune Cookie • Think Positive • Skips vs. Technology • Butt Dial • Eggscellent • Gut Model • Video Game Wizards • Big Winner • The Best Burger in the World • Replaced • Trash Boat • Fists of Justice • Yes Dude Yes • Busted Cart • Dead at Eight • Access Denied • Muscle Mentor • Trucker Hall of Fame • Out of Commission • Fancy Restaurant • Diary • The Best VHS in the World • Prankless • Death Bear • Fuzzy Dice • Sugar Rush • Bad Kiss Season 4 Exit 9B • Starter Pack • Terror Tales of the Park II • Pie Contest • 150 Piece Kit • Bald Spot • Guy's Night • One Pull Up • The Christmas Special • TGI Tuesday • Firework Run • The Longest Weekend • Sandwich of Death • Ace Balthazar Lives • Do or Diaper • Quips • Caveman • That's My Television • A Bunch of Full Grown Geese • Fool Me Twice • Limousine Lunchtime • Picking Up Margaret • K.I.L.I.T. Radio • Carter and Briggs • Skips Stress • Cool Cubed • Trailer Trashed Shorts and Spin-offs The Pilot • Mordecai and Rigby: Ringtoneers • Mordecai and Rigby: Comic-Con Message • Season Three Promo • 2 in the AM PM • The Naive Man from Lolliland • Creepy Doll • Death Metal Crash Pit • In the House • Episode Promos • Catchphrases Promo • Regular Show: Slack Pack Commercial Regular Show in Pop Cuture References • Spoofs/Cameos