This is the transcript for Cat Videos.
(The episode starts with Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost watching internet videos)
Rigby: You guys haven't seen "blargh.avi" yet? We're watching it!
(the screen shows a video)
Girl: (she has a dog on a lead) Go! (The dog jumps and makes her fall) Blargh!
(everybody laughs, but Benson quickly slams the door open)
Benson: Nailed ya!
(everybody screams)
Rigby: We were using the computer for business purposes!
Benson: You don't think I know about Funny Video Fridays, but I know! (he laughs) You're gonna get such a write-up!
Mordecai: Quick! Put something on Benson'll like!
(Rigby quickly types and a cat video comes on)
Benson: (his pupils grow) Wha-?
Mordecai: Heh-heh. It's a cat video, Benson!
Benson: Cat. Video?
Rigby: Here's another one!
(he clicks on a video of a cat playing)
Benson: Whoa! When did they start making these?
Rigby: A long time ago, Benson!
Mordecai: There's millions of them!
Benson: People just put up videos of their cats? On the internet?
Rigby: That's right, man! So just sit down for an hour or two and catch up!
Benson: I love cats. (he sits down)
(everybody leaves the room, except Mordecai)
Benson: So all I have to do is click on these cats?
Mordecai: Yep. Just focus on the cats and not on the write-ups.
Benson: Write, what?
Mordecai: Exactly! (he quickly leaves the room)
Benson: (watching a cat video) Whoa-huh-huh-huh! (he laughs)
(The Next Day)
To be continued.