|Voiced by:||S. Scott Bullock|
|Appears in:||"Caffeinated Concert Tickets"|
The Coffee Bean is a giant coffee bean wearing underwear and a white headband. He can only say the word "coffee" and has the ability to squirt hot coffee from his nipples. His translator is an Asian business man who translates what he says.
They are seen in the background at Slammers when Mordecai and Rigby find out that they can't afford the tickets for Fist Pump so they follow them to the park where they have the two sign a contract, giving them free coffee to help give them energy to raise money for the tickets. There are many ways he gave the coffee to them but the most memorable one is when coffee comes out of his nipples. When they finally get the tickets, the coffee bean becomes mad because they didn't buy tickets for him and his assistant. So they both give Mordecai and Rigby chamomile tea that makes them fall asleep very fast, then they steal the tickets. After doing so, they take the golf cart to the concert but are chased by Mordecai and Rigby who are on the lawn mower; then, they attack Mordecai and Rigby with a chainsaw. When they get to Slammers, they lose the tickets and Rigby and Mordecai get the tickets and see Fist Pump but end up falling asleep from all of their work, not sleeping for a few days and because of the chamomile tea.
- A picture of the Coffee Bean squirting coffee out of his nipples can briefly be examined with other pictures from past episodes out of Mordecai's eyes during "Brain Eraser".
- Since the translator is Japanese, we can assume that The Coffee Bean is Japanese. Also, he has a head band that resembles a samurai's.