|Season 4, Episode 31|
|Premiere date:||July 1, 2013|
"The Last Laserdisc Player"
Country Club is the thirty-first episode of season four (and one hundred-tenth episode overall) of Regular Show. It aired on July 1, 2013.
Mordecai and Rigby must get the cart back from a rich country club, before it gets turned in to a toilet.
It starts out with Mordecai and Rigby tending some flower beds, then Rigby spots a 100 dollar bill, but then it "blows" away and so Mordecai and Rigby chase it, in the golf cart, to a country club, full of rich people, who tricked them. So Mordecai gets fed up and starts using the cart to put mud on them. Though the country club members get mad and take the cart away, so that they can destroy it at a summer solstice event, in the country club, that evening. Mordecai and Rigby decide to climb the fence to get it back, but two security guards hear an alarm go off and throw them out.
Then Mordecai and Rigby go and tell Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Thomas, who seem to not care, except for Thomas for he didn't know there was a country club. They tell them about the cart being confiscated and that they need help getting it back, though they don't want Benson to know. No one seems to care because apparently the country club confiscated a meat locker from Muscle Man, a four-wheeler from Hi Five Ghost, Pop's prized orchid, and 30 dream catchers, that they took from Skips. Since no one wants to help Mordecai and Rigby decide to take it back themselves.
Soon Mordecai and Rigby get in the country club by sneaking in by the tennis courts, dressed in nice looking tennis outfits, to blend in. They go in to the main country club house, amazed by its fanciness. They both soon act like rich people, to sneak around, and they soon see a random toilet, in the middle of a hallway, in front of a huge doorway. When they go through the doorway they see all kinds of objects, that were confiscated from people, that were turned into toilets, like a donut, cell phone, "Mona Lisa" painting, bike, etc. Though they soon here the door handle jiggle and soon run behind a toilet to hide. Two security guards walk in to check the room, cause they had a heard something, the two security guards know that Mordecai and Rigby are behind the toilet, but act like they don't, by walking in place and shutting the door. They trick Mordecai and Rigby and make them go unconscious.
Later Benson is talking to Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Thomas, trying to make one of them spill the beans, and to tell him the truth. Though since no one had spilled anything, Benson soon tries to pry Thomas for information, making Thomas nervous. Though Skips soon breaks the tenson and tells Benson, informing him that he wouldn't like it, and Benson yells when he is told, making a bunch of crows fly out of the trees.
Evening soon comes, Mordecai and Rigby wake up tied. They see that they are at the summer solstice event in the country club with the club leader going up to them, and telling them that he plans to make the cart a toilet, using a machine that he bought because he's rich, and sending it to the moon, for a summer solstice celebration. Then a space shuttle and a ramp appear, though the club leader has two men punch Mordecai and Rigby,in the face, and tape their mouths. Then a minor club member suggests turning Mordecai and Rigby into toilets and shooting them into space too, the club leader agrees. Then the machine turns on with the cart in it, and Mordecai and Rigby start trying to scream, but fail with the tape over their mouths.
Though Benson, Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, and Thomas, all come crashing through the country club gate, in a truck, Benson is mad that Mordecai and Rigby didn't tell him, and that the country club had taken all their stuff, since apparently they had taken a boombox from Benson. Though the club leader takes out a firing gun, the other club members run in fear, and when he fires a bunch of polo players come in. Muscle Man and Thomas free Mordecai and Rigby, removing the tape from their mouths and cutting the ropes. The polo players come and hit Muscle Man but Mordecai and Rigby duck, they see the cart almost a toilet and try to go get it. Though when they run to it the club leader is in front, so they try to punch him in the face, only to learn that he had 67 face lifts so he can't feel a thing, and grabs Mordecai and Rigby in their faces with his hands, that he had tyga tendons emplanted in them.
Meanwhile Benson, Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Thomas are getting beat by the polo players, but Skips sprays them with a water pipe. Then a bunch of scuba divers come out of a pond and start attacking Skips, Pops is doing hand-on-hand combat with a guy, while Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, and Thomas start getting beat by a man, running a tennis ball machine. Then they run to try and take it down, meanwhile Mordecai and Rigby get past the club leader and get in the machine to slow it down. Rigby gets in it first, while Mordecai tries holding him off and pulls the cart. Then the club leader runs in with Mordecai on him trying to punch his face. Then they both get thrown to the ground, while Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, and Thomas run to turn of the tennis ball machine, and start climbing a wall, Muscle Man tries warning Thomas to watch out and not get hit, but gets hit. Meanwhile it shows Benson fighting a polo player off his horse, Pops still fighting hand-on-hand combat but getting beat, and Skips getting fought by 6 scuba divers, meanwhile Mordecai and Rigby see that the cart is about to turn into a toilet they both yell out "no" in slow motion, they kick the club leader in the face, and rush to go and push it away. Though the club leader gets up runs and grabs them by the neck, pushing them to the ground, making it so that the cart is about to change, but then Mordecai gets his walky talky, and tells Muscle Man to stall the machine.
Muscle Man then takes off his shirt and throws it at the guy running the tennis ball machine, who exclaims that it smells like barf and falls off the building. Then High Five Ghost and Muscle Man shoot a scuba diver's oxygen tank, sending it flying into the machine, stopping it, then when the machine turns Mordecai and Rigby roll out of the golf cart's way, since it's been floating, and it lands on the club leader. Mordecai and Rigby then get into the cart, the club leader gets up exclaiming that they could not stop the machine, and that it costs a lot. Then the machine turns back on, and Mordecai replies back, "Then I hope you get your money's worth", the machine then sucks the club leader into it, turning him into a toilet, he lands in the shuttle, and it flies away, everybody stops and stares.
Later it shows the police arresting the scuba divers, Pops carrying his prized orchid toilet to the truck, with the meat and locker toilet, and the bike toilet, in it already. Then it shows Mordecai and Rigby talking to Benson and Skips, who are with their possession toilets too, Benson tells Mordecai and Rigby that he is proud that they could stand up, and get their stuff back. Then Mordecai and Rigby talk about if the club leader will survive in space, then laughing about, then showing the club leader floating in space.
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