|Das Coolest Employee|
|Occupation:||Das Coolest Employee|
|Appears in:||"Cool Bikes"|
The Das Coolest Employee was seen in "Cool Bikes". He gave Mordecai and Rigby an idea for a cool outfit every time Benson rejected them. He refused to help the two until they gave him money. He appears in the Space Court Room as a witness. He said Mordecai and Rigby were lame but then said they were the coolest guys he knows. Although he didn't care about their looks, he only said that because of the money they gave him.
He has long light brown pants, with red shoes. He has a teal wool coat, a stripped shirt underneath, and a red ascot. He has glasses and a curly mustache. He has a couple earrings.