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Death Kwon Do is a martial arts style from an eighty paged notebook that the Sensai owns. It is normally learned through training and the Sensei has dedicated a school to teaching it so it's presumed that its techniques are usable without any help; however, one needs merely to possess a mullet, cut-up jean shorts, and a technique's page from the Death Kwon Do book to perform that technique to its full extent. Death Kwon Do is most likely based on Tae Kwon Do. The supposed teacher, Sensei, teaches the Death Kwon Do techniques from a 80 paged Wide-Ruled notebook.
List of Techniques
Bicep Flex of Death
The Bicep Flex of Death is the first technique shown in the book. It is never shown in action, but by the looks of it, the move just looks like its a flex.
Leg Lifts of Death
The Leg Lifts of Death is the second technique shown in the book. Like the Bicep Flex of Death, it is never shown in action. It looks less like a fighting technique and more like an exercise. According to Sensei, it is "a good beginner's move and it is a lame move. This move would not protect you."
Pelvic Thrust of Death
The Pelvic Thrust of Death is the third technique shown in the book. This attack is never shown in action. Sensai says that this is one of his favorites.
The Death Punch of Death
The Death Punch of Death is the most deadly (and most redundantly named) among the techniques. It is not a beginners move. First used by Rigby, when steals this page when the instructor turns his back and learns the move, later used by Mordecai, Benson, Sensai, and the Grandmaster. The move is a punch done from a distance that emits a wave with unbelievable power, shown to be able to tear apart a stone fountain with ease. Its true destructive power can be exploited by making contact with the target, causing an energy pillar to explode at the point of impact, reaching high into the clouds. The only known way this move can be defended against is with the Death Block. The page after this technique is blank.
The Death Kick of Death
Thought it was not mentioned by the name however, the Death Kick of Death is a known technique that mainly used kicks, first used by Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and Sensai on their journey, while infiltrate the Death Kwon Do mountain to find Sandwich of Life to cure Benson. A rapid version of the Death Kick of Death is first used by the Death Kwon Do Grandmaster against Mordecai and Rigby.
The Death Kwon Clog
After Rigby had stolen the Death Punch of Death page; a student comes behind Sensei and says, "Uh.. Sensei, I think someone just Death Kwon Clogged the toilet" (to which the instructor replies with an angry "Noooo"). The death technique has not been shown, though with what the student has said, it may serve the sole purpose of clogging toilets. "Death Kwon Clog"ging may be the result of performing the Death Dump. More likely, it's merely a joke.
The Death Block
The Death Block is a block and the only known method of countering the Death Punch of Death. This move is first used by Mordecai, later also by Rigby, Benson and Sensai on their journey to find a Sandwich of Life cure for Benson. Considering its impressive defensive ability, it may serve as an all purpose block that can defend against many other otherwise lethal threats.
The Death Jump
The Death Jump is a really high jump that is almost like flying. First used by Mordecai to save himself and Rigby from dying in the lava pit from their fight, then used it again along with Rigby for first time to save themselves, Benson and Sensai from a Death Kwon Do mountain's destruction.
The Jumping Kick of Death
Thought it was not mentioned by the name however, the Death Jumping Kick of Death is a combination between Death Jump and Death Kick of Death, first used by Mordecai and Rigby against the Death Kwon Do Axe wielding guards.
The Death Dump
The Death Dump is never seen in action since Rigby told Mordecai to use the Death Jump. It is implied that this attack uses the act of defecating.
The Step of Death
The Step of Death is a move term of walking steps while the practitioner must saying the name of the move. If the practitioner didn't say "Step of Death, they will plummet to their death. Only appeared in the first floor of Death Kwon Do mountain.
The Death Flight
Thought it was not mentioned by the name however, the Death Flight is first used by the Grandmaster, Mordecai and Rigby, during their final confrontation and battle.
The Death Push
Thought it was not mentioned by the name however, the Death Push is first used by the Death Kwon Do Grandmaster, while he tries to delivers a blow of Double Death Sandwich on Benson's mouth.
The Bicycle Kick Of Death
The Bicycle Kick of Death is an attack used to deflect deadly projectiles, apparently with high accuracy. This was used by Mordecai and Rigby to deflect the Double Death Sandwich which nearly killed Benson, after the page was given to them by Sensei.