(Episode begins with Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost walking out of the house and into the fog outside of the house)

Muscle Man: Ugh! Stupid fog! It's making it to where I don't know where I am.

(Muscle Man trips on a rock)

Muscle Man: Ugh! What is this even doing here?

(Throws the rock, and it hits an object)

Muscle Man: Oh no, our trailer!

(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost run over to what they think is their trailer, but notice it's actually an RV.)

Muscle Man: Hey, that's not our trailer. It's just a big pile of car barf. [Gasp]! Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Hi Five Ghost: Crash pit?

Muscle Man: Crash Pit!

(2 weeks earlier)

(Muscle Man drops a cinder block on the gas pedal of a car, then jumps out. It sends the car into the crashpit. The crash pit is a pit in the ground, that when a big group of people get together, they crash cars into the pit. Hi Five Ghost drives a golfcart to pick up Muscle Man just in time.)

Muscle Man: Step on it!

Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and the group of people: Crash Pit! Crash Pit! Crash Pit! Crash Pit!

(Back to the present)

Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost: Ha ha ha!

Muscle Man: That was so awesome! Oh man, we gotta launch this piece into the crash pit. It would be unpatriotic not to.

(Muscle Man tries to open it)

Muscle Man: Aw, what? It won't open! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

(It opens, and a greenish fog comes out)

Hi Five Ghost: What was that?

Muscle Man: Probably just the wind. C'mon, let's drive this baby into the crash pit!

(They run inside, and Muscle Man finds the keys behind the left visor.)

Muscle Man: Aw, yeah, every time!

(They start it up)

Hi Five Ghost: Yeah!

Muscle Man: Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage!

(Muscle Man calls Scottie)

Muscle Man: Yo, Scot-tie! Get everyone together; we found an RV and it's going into the crash pit!

Scottie: Yeah, man, I'll go find some people.

Muscle Man: Let's do this, Fives!

(They start going, however, the windshield wipers come on.)

Muscle Man: Huh?

(The radio turns on and tunes itself.)

Muscle Man: Aw, what?

(Green glowing fog comes out of the air vents

Muscle Man: Huh?

(The fog surrounds Hi Five Ghost)

Muscle Man: Fives!

Hi Five Ghost: Muscle Man?

Muscle Man: I gotcha, bro!

(The fog turns into ghosts, and grabs Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost)

Muscle Man: Aw, what? I can't move!

(The ghost are the dead band Skull Punch, who own the RV)

Herold (Lead Singer): Ugghh!!

Nigel (Bass player): Agghh!!

Archie (Drummer): Agghh!!

Muscle Man: Huh? What's going on? Who are you guys?

Herold: We're Skull Punch! And you're the punchie green geezer that's trying to steal our caravan!

Muscle Man: No, we're not stealing it, we're just gonna drive it into the crash pit!

Herold: Oh, so you wanna drive our band's final resting place into the crash pit, eh? Well, how 'bout we give you a hand!

(They drive off)

Muscle Man: Uggghh... ehh! Ya know who else likes to get headbutted in the face?

Nigel: What?

Muscle Man: My Mom!

(Muscle Man head butts him in the face, and knocks him down)

Nigel: Agh!

Muscle Man: Ooagh! Fives!

(Muscle Man runs up to get Hi Five Ghost, but Herold punches him in the face)

Muscle Man: Eeggh!

(Muscle Man is knocked backwards into Nigel's grasp.)

Nigel: 'Ello Again!

Muscle Man: Look, we're sorry we took your RV! If you let us go, we'll never bother you again, I swear!

Herold: It's too late! You wanted the RV to go into the crash pit, looks like you two just got yourselves some front row seats.

Muscle Man: Agh! Wait, please, you can't do it yet!

Herold: Why not?

Muscle Man: Because you always play a show first, and if we don't, everybody's gonna think we're lame!

(They stop the RV just in time.)

Herold: Well, we wouldn't want them to think we're lame, now, would we?

(They get ready to play "Devastation Nation.")

Archie: One, two, three!

Herold: "Have you ever seen a cat walking down that street?

And you said HEY!

That's a cat, not a rat, or a bat, or a hat, or a pat, or a fat, or a mat.

Have you seen a goat?-"

Scottie: Yeah, I've seen a goat, I wanna see you guys crash your RV into the-

(Music starts again.)

Herold: "Devastation Naaaaaaattiooooon!!!"

Crowd: Booo!

Muscle Man: Help! This music sucks! Aghegh!

(Muscle Man tries to get out, but can't.)

Herold: "...or a goat, or a boat, or a coat, or a boat, or a note, or a toad, or an oat..."

Muscle Man: Aghegh! It won't open!

(He finds a cinder block.)

Herold: "Devastation Nation!"

Muscle Man: Oooagh!

(Muscle Man throws the cinder block onto the gas pedal.')

Herold: "Devastation Nation!"

(T'he RV goes into the crash pit.)

Herold: (groaning) "...or a bat, or a hat..."

(Their RV falls on top of them. The band dies...again and there is a big explosion. Muscle Man floats up with Hi Five Ghost as a ghost.)

Muscle Man: Finally! I never thought it was gonna end. Hey wait. Aw man, am I dead?

Hi Five Ghost: Yeah.

Muscle Man: Aww... Best crashpit ever!

(They hi five)

Muscle Man: Hooah!

(Scene goes back to Pops' house where the others are telling scary stories.)

Muscle Man: The end! And that's how you tell a story babies! Hahaha!

Rigby: Dude! That wasn't any better than the doll story.

Muscle Man: Oh so you think you can do better? Huh? You think you can do better? Is that it? Is that what you think?

Rigby: Get off of me!

Muscle Man: Ahaha! And that's how you get in someone's face!

(End of Death Metal Crash Pit.)