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Yeah, I am. I know they're kinda old, but I remember them from when I was a kid. Besides, everyone is gonna be there. It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go? ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend Slasher. ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
Spin with me. ("Meat Your Maker")
Gee, Mordecai. I don't think I realized how awesome you are. ("The Unicorns Have Got to Go")
Oh, hey, have you met my new friend, Angel? ("Mordecai and the Rigbys")
I'm just a little stressed cause I'm moving out of my place today. ("It's Time")
Hey, guys! What's with the cameras? ("Peeps")
So, they're kids! What are gonna do, beat them up or something? ("High Score")
Is it just me or does Mordecai look like he's been working out? ("Brain Eraser")
Not if it's just a solid! That's what friends are for! They come through for each other when they needed most! ("Do Me a Solid")
Oh, look, now they're copying you. ("A Bunch of Baby Ducks")
No pets allowed in my building. ("A Bunch of Baby Ducks")
What are you guys doing here then? ("Skunked")
(Laughing) Um, I like your hair, Mordecai. ("Bet to be Blonde")
Oh, uh... sure. I've never been camping before. ("Camping Can Be Cool")
Dude, you locked the keys in the car. ("Camping Can Be Cool")
I Don't know, it wasn't all bad. I liked your secret camping spot. ("Camping Can Be Cool")
It's okay. I'm just stoked I survived my first camping trip. Thanks, Mordecai. ("Camping Can Be Cool")
Hey, looked pretty hot out there. ("Slam Dunk")
Wow, Mordecai! I didn't know you were such a rebel. ("House Rules")
You dorks would never be able to get a girl's number cruising. ("Cruisin'")
Yeah, losers buys dinner for the winners, and their dates. That cool? ("Cruisin'")
Best Sandwiches in town. ("Cruisin'")
We should do it again soon! Or, you know, it doesn't have to be a game night necessarily, with other people, or anything. It could be... whatever. ("Butt Dial")
Wait, you guys tried to hacked into my phone?! ("Butt Dial")
Nope. That way I can hear you singing every time you call me. So you better call me! ("Butt Dial")
Hey Mordecai, it's Margaret. I was just calling to say that we had a really great time last night. You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties. ("Replaced")
Oh. Well, you better not be getting your coffee from someplace else. ("Yes Dude Yes")
Wait, Mordecai, are you dating this girl? ("Yes Dude Yes")
So I guess your a big heartbreaker now, huh? ("Yes Dude Yes")
Um I-- I don't-- I don't know what you're talking about. ("Yes Dude Yes")
Ha! You'll have to show me some moves, then. ("Access Denied")
I said "Box", not "The Box". They're totally different. ("Access Denied")
So, how 'bout that dance? ("Access Denied")
It was nice, but i can only take my parents for so long, you know? ("Diary")
Don't you guys have anything with adventure? ("Death Bear")
Quit it! Don't say that! ("Death Bear")
Hey so, thanks for saving all our lives and stuff. That was really brave of you. ("Death Bear")
So, what's next? ("Bad Kiss")
Did you check the glove compartment? ("Bad Kiss")
Your breath was really bad. ("Bad Kiss")
Why'd you put it in reverse? ("Terror Tales of the Park II")
Yeah, "The party's killer". Get it? ("Terror Tales of the Park II")
Ready to try my pie? ("Pie Contest")
I don't know, it's gross, but oddly hypnotic. ("Bald Spot")
Que Interesante?! Ugh! ("TGI Tuesday")
I know. If two people like each other, they should just be together. ("The Longest Weekend")
Presenting, Ace Balthazar! ("Ace Balthazar Lives")
Muscle Man? Rigby? What are you guys doing here? And see who does what? ("Do or Diaper")
Bet? What bet? ("Do or Diaper")
QUIET, RIGBY! I can't believe you, Mordecai! Here I thought we were having a great time on a fun date, and it was all for a dumb bet!? ("Do or Diaper")
What is wrong with you? You always do this. Every time it seems like we're getting so close, you throw me for a loop. ("Do or Diaper")
Have a nice week, diaper boy. ("Do or Diaper")
Oh my gosh, thank you! You're a life saver! ("Picking Up Margaret")
You know, I really appreciate this. If you believe in coming to a ride to the airport, those are the most important people in your life. I mean, I don't know why didn't I just asked you in the first place? ("Picking up Margaret")
Look, I'm sorry for all that stuff I said before. I was kind of freaking out, I never should've doubted you. I'm serious! You're always there for me. I guess, I mean, there's not a lot of people I can say that about. ("Picking Up Margaret")

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