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This page is the transcript for "Married and Broke".

(Episode begins at Pops' house.)

Rigby: Ugh! Why do we gotta watch the Wedding Network?

(Mordecai, Rigby, Fives and Muscle Man are in the living room, sitting in fornt of the TV.)

Rigby (continued): The jet-ski channel is just two channels away!

Muscle Man: Shut your face, bro. I'm trying to get ideas for Starla and I's wedding. So far, I thought of 10-foot onion ring towers, special seats that spin donuts, and a blimp that floats above the reception and rains barbecue sauce on command.

(The announcer is heard on TV.)

Announcer: Do you have an unrealistically ambitious wedding?

Muscle Man: No.

Regular Show Episode Transcripts

Season 1

The Power • Just Set Up the Chairs • Caffeinated Concert Tickets • Death Punchies • Free Cake • Meat Your Maker • Grilled Cheese Deluxe • The Unicorns Have Got to Go • Prank Callers • Don • Rigby's Body • Mordecai and the Rigbys

Season 2

Ello Gov'nor • It's Time • Appreciation Day • Peeps • Dizzy • My Mom • High Score • Rage Against the TV • Party Pete • Brain Eraser • Benson Be Gone • But I Have a Receipt • This Is My Jam • Muscle Woman • Temp Check • Jinx • See You There • Do Me a Solid • Grave Sights • Really Real Wrestling • Over the Top • The Night Owl • A Bunch of Baby Ducks • More Smarter • First Day • Go Viral • Skunked • Karaoke Video

Season 3

Stick Hockey • Bet to Be Blonde • Skips Strikes • Terror Tales of the Park • Camping Can Be Cool • Slam Dunk • Cool Bikes • House Rules • Rap It Up • Cruisin' • Under the Hood • Weekend at Benson's • Fortune Cookie • Think Positive • Skips vs. Technology • Butt Dial • Eggscellent • Gut Model • Video Game Wizards • Big Winner • The Best Burger in the World • Replaced • Trash Boat • Fists of Justice • Yes Dude Yes • Busted Cart • Dead at Eight • Access Denied • Muscle Mentor • Trucker Hall of Fame • Out of Commssion • Fancy Restaurant • Diary • The Best VHS in the World • Prankless • Death Bear • Fuzzy Dice • Sugar Rush • Bad Kiss

Season 4

Exit 9B • Starter Pack • Terror Tales of the Park II • Pie Contest • 150 Piece Kit • Bald Spot • Guy's Night • One Pull Up • The Christmas Special • T.G.I. Tuesday • Firework Run • The Longest Weekend • Sandwich of Death • Ace Balthazar Lives • Do or Diaper • Quips • Caveman • That's My Television • A Bunch of Full Grown Geese • Fool Me Twice • Limousine Lunchtime • Picking Up Margaret • K.I.L.I.T. Radio • Carter and Briggs • Skips' Stress • Cool Cubed • Trailer Trashed • Meteor Moves • Family BBQ • The Last Laserdisc Player • Country Club • Blind Trust • World's Best Boss • Last Meal • Sleep Fighter • Party Re-Pete • Steak Me Amadeus

Season 5

Laundry Woes • Silver Dude • Benson's Car • Every Meat Burritos • Wall Buddy • A Skips in Time • Survival Skills • Terror Tales of the Park III • Tants • Bank Shot • Power Tower • The Thanksgiving Special • The Heart of a Stuntman • New Year's Kiss • Dodge This • Portable Toilet • The Postcard • Rigby in the Sky with Burrito • Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit • Saving Time • Guitar of Rock • Skips' Story • Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys • Bad Portrait • Video 101 • I Like You Hi • Play Date • Expert or Liar • Catching the Wave • Gold Watch • Paint Job • Take the Cake • Skips in the Saddle • Thomas Fights Back • Bachelor Party! Zingo!! • Tent Trouble • Real Date

Season 6

Maxin' and Relaxin' • New Bro on Campus • Daddy Issues • Terror Tales of the Park IV • The End of Muscle Man • Lift With Your Back • Eileen Flat Screen • The Real Thomas • The White Elephant Gift Exchange • Merry Christmas Mordecai • Sad Sax • Park Managers' Lunch • Mordecai and Rigby Down Under • Married and Broke • I See Turtles • Format Wars II • Happy Birthday Song Contest • Benson's Suit • Gamers Never Say Die • 1000th Chopper Flight Party • Party Horse • Men in Uniform • Garage Door • Brilliant Century Duck Crisis Special • Not Great Double Date • Death Kwon Do-Livery • Lunch Break • Dumped at the Altar

Season 7

Dumptown USA • The Parkie Awards • The Lunch Club • Local News Legend • The Dome Experiment • Birthday Gift • Cat Videos • Struck by Lightning • Terror Tales of the Park V • The Return of Party Horse • Sleep Cycle • Just Friends • Benson's Pig • The Eileen Plan • Hello China • Crazy Fake Plan • Win That Prize • Snow Tubing • Chili Cook-Off • Donut Factory Holiday • Gymblonski • Guys Night 2 • Gary's Synthesizer • California King • Cube Bros • Maellard's Package • Rigby Goes to the Prom • The Button • Favorite Shirt • Marvolo the Wizard • Pops' Favorite Planet • Pam I Am • Lame Lockdown • VIP Members Only • Deez Keys • Rigby's Graduation Day Special

Season 8

One Space Day at a Time • Cool Bro Bots • Welcome to Space • Space Creds • Lost and Found • Ugly Moons • The Dream Warrior • The Brain of Evil • Fries Night • Spacey McSpaceTree • Can You Ear Me Now? • Stuck in an Elevator • The Space Race • Operation: Hear No Evil • Space Escape • New Beds • Mordeby and Rigbecai • Alpha Dome • Terror Tales of the Park VI • The Ice Tape • The Key to the Universe • No Train No Gain • Christmas in Space • Kill 'Em with Kindness • Meet the Seer • Cheer Up Pops • A Regular Epic Final Battle

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