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"This is the only clean spoon left, dude. Let's play Punchies for it." ("The Pilot" and "First Day")
"This blows..." ("But I Have a Receipt")
"Mustache Cash Stash." ("Mordecai and the Rigbys")
"Traaaassh Boaat!" ("Trash Boat")
"I'm just getting some sugar, dude. Besides, Don is cool." ("Don")
"Ah, sick! ("Rigby's Body")
"Too... late." ("Meat Your Maker")
"You ticked me off." ("Meat Your Maker")
"Now I'm gonna d-d-d-die because of you!" ("Meat Your Maker" )
"Free cake! Free cake! No cake. No cake." ("Free Cake")
"No, dude. That’s kidnapping." ("Free Cake")
"Just add water, pull that greasy pig out and BAM! You have yourself a cake, baby. ("Free Cake")
"Number one working with you was a huge mistake and number two get out of this billboard you smell like barf." ("The Night Owl")
"I don't know, dude, but we better get the smell off you, it reeks." ("Skunked")
"Let's play punchies to see who gets to be player one." ("Death Punchies")
"Dude, we're 23 years old! We shouldn't be busting holes in walls, we're gonna get fired for this! ("The Power")
"OOOOHHH! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! OOOOOHH!" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
"What the 'H', dude?!" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
"I'm not the hole ya hole!" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
"WOAAAAAA 10 in a ROOOW! Now let's get those chairs." ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
"You're lucky I care about lady pecs." ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
"Hmm, hmm. Who needs luck when we have coffee?" ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
"A chainsaw, are you serious?! I mean, what's up with the chainsaw?" ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
"Need more coffee...need more Margaret..." ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
"Your coffee sucks!" ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
"We're gonna die!" ("Go Viral")
"Man, karaoke sucks!" ("Karaoke Video")
"HOLY CRAP, IT'S REAL!" ("'Ello Gov'nor")
"Dude, he's still on the phone!" ("Prank Callers")
"Listen up, Mystrious Mister R! Mad Man Mordo is gonna take you down! And I'm not talkin' downtown; I'm talkin' 6 ft underground!" ("Really Real Wrestling")
"Take me to the hospital." ("Peeps")
"We'll go get the movie." ("Grave Sights")
"As much I wanna vomit right now, those two were made for each other." ("Muscle Woman")
"Margaret's boyfriends were always really lame." ("Brain Eraser")
"I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?! ("Rigby's Body")
"So much fun!' ("Stick Hockey")
"Huh, so this is what it feels like to be as tall as Rigby." ("In the House")
"No. Not cool, Pops." ("Creepy Doll")
"No, I think someone naming their kid Rigby is the saddest thing I ever heard." ("A Bunch of Baby Ducks")
"Don't call me the hole, you're the hole, you're the one you wanted to wrestle." ("The Power")
"I know right? Guys are the worst." ("Camping Can Be Cool")
"Who's down for some of my famous home made Morde-shakes?" ("Bad Kiss")
"What? There's always room for dessert, especially when the dessert is Morde-shakes!" ("Bad Kiss")
"I'LL KILL YOU!" ("It's Time")
"YOU'LL FILL UP ON BREAD!" ("Cruisin'")
"You drillbit! What else did you send?!" ("The Power")
"Ok! We get it!" ("Rap It Up")
"You wanna go to Wing Kingdom?" ("Under the Hood")
"Yeah, right! It was in your pocket!" ("Under the Hood")
"Class this!" ("Under the Hood")
"LOOK AT IT!" ("Ello Gov'nor")
"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast; but here's some hummus for these MINI TOASTS!" ("Party Pete")
"So not fun." ("Stick Hockey")
"...What the heck is that?" ("This Is My Jam")
"Ugh, we're so fired..." ("Weekend at Benson's")
(while rapping with Rigby) "B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-b-busted!" ("Think Positive")
"Man, that is not cool, put it back." ("Fortune Cookie")
"You don't know how to fix it do you?" ("Skips vs. Technology")
"Oh...my..." ("Butt Dial")
"Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this. (make car flipping and explosion noises)" ("Eggscellent")
"Dude, what are you doing in there? Come on, we gotta get on the road!" (Video Game Wizard)
(with Rigby) "We know you're home, Skips! Pick up the phone, Skips!" ("Fists of Justice")
"Something did die, inside of me. My heart." ("Yes Dude Yes")
"Hehehe. Buttzland." ("Busted Cart")
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! (Many episodes)
"You couldn't let it go. Well, I hope you got what you wanted." ("Over the Top")
"Soul Juice, Goat's Feets. Awwww, Almond Milk!" ("Dead at Eight")
"You know what's not lame? Dancing with Margaret!" (starts beatboxing) ("Access Denied")
"Yeah, but you should probably take a shower. You smell like Muscle Man." ("Muscle Mentor")
"Ya know, I've always wanted to date a girl named: The Power." ("The Power")
"Oh great, it had to be a monster." ("The Power")
(with Rigby) "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches!" ("The Power")
"He's blue. With a black mullet." ("Rage Against the TV")
"Muscle Man, calm down! Chill! Chill!" ("Trucker Hall of Fame")
"Ah! Mr. Sorrenstein!" ("Fancy Restaurant")
"Dude, I said just a drop!" ("Diary")
"Either we find the tape, pay 1,000 dollars, or have our thumbs broken." ("The Best VHS in the World")
"(with a snooty accent) Conductor! Take us somewhere exotic please, and mind the bumps, my lady does not like getting ill! Thank you!" ("Death Bear")
"I can't stand that place. All those nasty kids..." ("Fuzzy Dice")
"Pffft. Whatever, you're always thirsty." ("Sugar Rush")
"No more sugar..." ("Sugar Rush")
"I kissed Margaret." ("Bad Kiss")
"I'm gonna make my move!" ("Bad Kiss")
"Agh. That was our first kiss, and I blew it. I'm never gonna be able to face her again. I wish I could just take it back." ("Bad Kiss")
"Margaret! Your pie! It was the worst pie I've ever seen! Somehow it was burned and raw, it tasted like barf!" ("Pie Contest")
"GUY'S NIGHT!" (Guy's Night)
"Santa? You mean Santa Claus?" ("The Christmas Special")
"I don't know. Probably because you're really out of shape." (One Pull Up)
"(with Rigby) Aw what? But we're honorary roadies!" (150 Piece Kit)
"You know who else has a gap in their teeth? Your mom!" (My Mom)
"I remember when Margret had that gigantic boyfriend!" (Brain Eraser)
"(with Rigby) Muscle Man, Muscle Man, usually so obscene, but now you're following your dreams. Just don't become a drama queen. Modeling, modeling, we are modeling, modeling." (Gut Model)
"Margaret, you look stunning." (Meat Your Maker)
"Hey Margaret, um. I've been meaning to ask you, uh. Do you want to, uh, have me pick up that box for you?" (It's Time)
"We did it! We got off the Party Bus!" ("Terror Tales of the Park II")
"Dude, no. She isn't coming back, because the party's gotta stop someday. My friend Margaret knows that, and if we can't use this ballroom tonight, we may never be able to party with her again." (TGI Tuesday)
"Chilling in the Pool!" (The Longest Weekend)
"Death Sandwich! Death Sandwich!" (Sandwich of Death)
"You know what else is not cool? Not wearing pants." (Ace Balthazar Lives)
"Dude, you're awesome!" (Caveman)
"STEP OFF!" (A Bunch of Full Grown Geese)
"Meatball Suuuuub!" (Limousine Lunchtime)
"Look, Leave me alone! Go back to playing mini-golf!" (Picking Up Margaret)
Computer rights for life! (Slam Dunk)
Jinx! (Jinx)
This has nothing to do with work! He just wanted a hat! (Eggscellent)
We don't care what you think. (Cool Bikes)
Hmm Hmm. (Many Episodes)
Yeah-uh! (Many Episodes)

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