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This page is the transcript for "One Space Day at a Time".

(Episode begins with a cold open as the park flies up into space whilst people are panicking)

Justin Brink: Confusion. Chaos. That was the scene in the city earlier today as the Park blasted off into the sky. Who is responsible?

(the screen flashes, it then shows journalists talking to Mr. Maellard)

Mr. Maellard: (angry) I'm rich! No cameras!

(the screen flashes again, as a person than talks to Margaret about what happened)

Person: And then it sounded like a Kuff-wah. No! Wait! it sounded like a.

(the screen flashes again, as a Italian person then talks to the journos about what happened)

Italian Person: Booma! And the parks from different countries around the world.

(the screen flashes again, as an Indian person outside the Taj Mahal talks about what happened)

Indian Person: Have mysteriously been launched into space taking along with them.

(the screen flashes again, as an African person talks in the African jungle about what happened and a dome is in the background)

African Person: Animals and.

(the screen flashes again, as a French person talks i about what happened and a dome is in the background taking his car)

French Person: My car! (he tries to get it) Hey!

(the screen flashes for the final time, as Margaret then says something)

Margaret: Well, all this reporter can do now is hope that everyone is holding it together up there.

(She then looks up at the sky, outer space shows as Benson screams then everyone's shown panicking)

Benson: Why am I still wearing this thing?!

(Takes the printer off and then breaks it. Skips and Muscle Man are on their phones)

Skips: There's no cell service!

Muscle Man: I need to call my wife! HOW AM I GONNA CALL MY WIFE?!

Eileen: Be careful what you write in your dream journal, Eileen. You might just get it.

High Five Ghost: Oh, no! I’m lost forever! We’re gonna starve to death and die out here!

(Rigby runs to button and is about to press it)

Rigby: We got to press the button again!

(Mordecai picks Rigby up)

Mordecai: No, we got to calm-

(Rigby breaks free and rapidly presses the button)

Rigby: Go back, go back, go back, go back.

(Rigby starts crying)

Rigby: I’m a high school graduate. I’m too young to die in space.

(Everybody starts panicking)

Mordecai: Stop!

(Everybody stops and listens)

Mordecai: Everybody calm down. We’ve done this before, guys. Last time we got trapped in the dome, we panicked right? But then we banded together and figured it out. We can’t fall apart now. We are going to figure out how to get home, but we have to survive first. All we have to do is make it through one day at a time.

Benson: Mordecai is right. We’ll handle this like we handle everything else, with a morning meeting.

(Cuts to everyone at the stairs)

Benson: All right, the most important thing is that we call Maellard so we can get off this thing and back to Earth. In the meantime I’m gonna be setting some survival tasks. First up is Skips. I’m gonna need you to go around the park and look for a cellphone signal. We have no other way to contact earth, so this is priority number one.

Skips: Hmm

Benson: Mordecai and Rigby, you go explore the tunnels under the park.

Rigby: Aw, man. It’s creepy down there.

Benson: I don’t want to hear it. Pops and Eileen, I need you to take inventory of the food supplies. We have no idea how long we’ll be out here so we better make the most of it. Muscle Man and Hi Fives. You’re in charge of finding building supplies, first aid, and anything else we might be able to use.

(Cuts to everybody doing their jobs with Benson, Pops, Eileen, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost outside the house)

Benson: Well, it looks like Mordecai and Rigby aren’t back yet, so Pops and Eileen how about an update?

Eileen: Well, we found an unusual amount of small foods, baby carrots, baby corn, and some fingerlings, which are basically baby potatoes.

Pops: The garden was recently ravaged by a weevil blight, so at this point, we‘re just left with a large variety of onions.

Muscle Man: So, we only have dirt vegetables and baby food?

Eileen: Well, what did you guys find?

Muscle Man: Feast your eyes on this

Eileen: A talk and Text, some rebar, a Bundt cake pan?

Benson: How'd it go for you, Skips?

Skips: I couldn't get a signal, and all this after they upsold me on the extended coverage too.

High Five Ghost: Typical.

Eileen: Hey, maybe I can use this to help boost the cell phone signal.

Benson: Yes, yes! this! This is a plan, Eileen gets it.

Eileen: Thanks.

Benson: You start building whatever you need, everybody help Eileen. Now where are Mordecai and Rigby?

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa, space carts.

Mordecai: These things are hard to control.

Mordecai and Rigby: [Laughing]

Mordecai: Dude, we're in space.

Rigby: Yeah.

Mordecai: What if we're stuck here forever?

Rigby: Might not be so bad. I mean we basically have the park and all the stuff we normally have, also I've got Eileen and you have [Pause] me. And we have spaceships. Maybe this is how we become space pilots, unless that timeline is destroyed, I don't know.

Mordecai: Yeah, but we'll probably make it back to Earth.

Benson: What are you two doing? No one's heard from you for 2 hours!

Mordecai: Sorry, Benson. we were exploring and then we found these space carts.

Rigby: Yeah, and they were already crashed and stuff.

Benson: I don't care, I don't care. I DON'T CARE! We have a plan now, quit goofing off and get to the surface! Well, while you two were goofing off, we were getting stuff done top-side. Eileen?

Eileen: Almost ready to go, this primitive signal amp should get us a few bars, we have another problem, though. Over the past few hours, I noticed that the Earth is getting farther and farther away.

Benson: Well, it looks like it's time to call home. Skips, flip that switch.

Eileen: It's working....IT'S WORKING! (jumps in joy)

(Just when things are going well, the glass light bulb shatters, followed with the hourglass falling off, the buzz saw sliding out of place and the bundt cake pan falling off the roof)

Benson: Aah! We're gonna die! (Gasps) Drifting in space, no way in communicating with earth... Thanks for getting us stuck in space, Rigby!

Rigby: You pushed that button, too!

Benson: Your hand was on top of mine!

Rigby: I was just going with the flow!

Benson: Going with the flow? I'll show you going with the flow! (Punches Rigby.)

(Long pause, Suddenly Rigby punches Benson at face as Mordecai, Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Eileen watchs in shock how Benson with Rigby fighting. But Mordecai and Skips stops them from fighting. Mordecai stops Rigby and Skips stops Benson.)

Eileen: Stop! Stop it! This is not helpful!

Mordecai: (Stops Rigby from attacking Benson then suddenly, He see something at space which there's glowing star.) What's that? (Specially Benson and Skips looks up.)

Eileen: I think it's a satellite. (Skips uses binoculars to see where is in space, revealing a phone.)

Skips: Looks like my old car phone.

Eileen: If we get close enough, we might be able to send a signal back to Earth.

Mordecai and Rigby: (Gasps.) Space carts!

Benson: Oh, no. This is way too important to let you drive. I'm handling this.

(Benson tries to get the space cart moving, but he fails at doing so.)

Benson: Just-- dang it!

Rigby: Oh, Benson. It looks like you're having some trouble with the space cart.

Mordecai: Need some help, Benson? Need some help piloting the space cart?

Rigby: I know a couple of guys who are accused of goofing off when it looks like really they were honing their space-cart-piloting skills.

Benson: (Grunts) Fine.

Mordecai and Rigby: Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

Mordecai: Let's fly away and save the day.

(Mordecai and Rigby fly to outer space while still not understanding how to drive the space cart)

Benson: We're doomed.

(Scene cuts to Mordecai and Rigby flying past the dome while the gang watch them get to the satellite.)

Benson: (Radio static) How's it going up there, guys?

(It appears that Mordecai and Rigby still haven't reached a service.)

Mordecai: We're getting pretty close, but no signal, yet.

Benson: Shouldn't they have found something by now?

Eileen: They'll find something. They've got to.

(Mordecai and Rigby fly towards the satellite and get one bar on the phone.)

Rigby: (Beep) (Gasps) Mordecai, look!

Mordecai and Rigby: Huh?

Mordecai: "Trust no one?"

Rigby: Look out!

(They both crash into the satellite and cause it to explode. Then everyone screams.)

Mordecai: (Grunting) I can't control it, dude!

(Mordecai and Rigby both scream while the cart's rolling in outer space.)

Benson: How do we get them back inside?

Skips: Somebody's got to go out to get them.

Muscle Man: We're on it!

Skips: I'll get the moon door.

(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost go after Mordecai and Rigby to save them. Then it cuts to Mordecai and Rigby screaming for help as they are coming their way.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Help!

Muscle Man: All right, all right. We're gonna get behind you and, uh, bump you! We're gonna bump you right back to the dome.

Mordecai and Rigby: No bumping! No bumping! You saw what happened to the satellite.

Muscle Man: Okay, uh, start pressing buttons. This thing's got to have something that can help us get them back.

(Muscle Man starts pressing buttons to see if he can find something useful.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Ahh! Are you trying to kill us?

Hi-Five Ghost: I think you ejected the oxygen tanks.

Muscle Man: Why would there be a button for that?

Hi-Five Ghost: You haven't press that one, yet.

Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost: Me first! (Both grunting) All right.

Hi-Five Ghost: Go to the left.

Muscle Man: I am going to the left.

Hi-Five Ghost: That's too far. Stop jiggling it.

Muscle Man: It's a technique.

Hi-Five Ghost: Maybe you need more practice.

Muscle Man: Listen, who's driving right now? I've got this. (Grunts) This thing is rigged.

Mordecai and Rigby: Go right. Right, go!

(Muscle Man and HFG succesfully grab on the space cart.)

Mordecai and Rigby: Whoo-hoo, you did it! Yeah, all right!

Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost: Yes! (They high five for each other's success.)

Hi-Five Ghost: Oh, no, oh, no! We're running out of air! (They inhale deeply)

Benson: They've got Mordecai and Rigby. Skips, where are you? (Skips climbs up to the moon door)

Hi-Five Ghost: The moon door is still closed! What do we do?! What do we do?!

Muscle Man: You're using up all the air! (Skips continues climbing) Brace for impact! (Mordecai and Rigby scream as well as Muscle Man and HFG. Skips opens the moon door)

Hi-Five Ghost: Pull up, pull up! (They land back on the park and everyone runs towards them.)

Benson: Did you get a signal?

Mordecai: Only for a second. (Everyone groans)

Eileen: The earth's so far away now.

Skips: We just got to try to make it one day at a time.

Rigby: Whoa, look. The sun is setting. We did it-- we made it through a day!

Everyone: Yeah, all right! Yeah!

Eileen: Uh, guys? That's not a sunset.

(A ship is flying towards the park and Mordecai and Rigby look back at the "Trust no one" message.)

Episode ends.

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