|Season 2, Episode 4|
|Premiere date:||January 17, 2011|
|Directed by:||Mike Roth|
"Peeps" is the fourth episode of season two (and sixteenth episode overall) of Regular Show.
Benson purchases a security system for the park to prevent Mordecai and Rigby from slacking off.
Mordecai and Rigby are having a staring contest, and Rigby tries desperately to get Mordecai to blink, even using a red laser pointer. Mordecai replies, "Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!" Rigby responds, "Street rules, man!" Benson sees what they're doing and yells at them to get back to work; but Benson turns his back for two seconds and Mordecai and Rigby are back to their game. Benson gets frustrated, and then he sees a television commercial about security surveillance systems to keep slacking employees in check; inspired by this, he orders "level 1 or Mooch Masher" from the system, Peeps. He places a camera in front of Mordecai and Rigby to keep them working; yet, soon they trick Benson by placing a drawing of them working so they can have their staring game. This gets Benson to purchase "level 2/Slack Pack", by making Mordecai and Rigby wear belts with wrestlers around them to watch their every move; even so, he humiliates them in front of Margaret.
When Benson and Pops watch Mordecai and Rigby doing dishes, they go into the kitchen to award them with a pizza coupon, only to find that the dishes aren't done and that the slackers turned the cameras toward the TV playing a video called Dishwashing Competition (1982) in order to go into their rooms and continue their staring contest. Benson nearly goes off the edge when he gets "level 3/Bum Blitz", where he places all the cameras everywhere in the whole park. It looks like it works, and since Mordecai and Rigby really want to go back to their staring game, they spill coffee over Benson's system and therefore destroying it; after this finally makes Benson reach some point of insanity, as he orders the highest upgrade from Peeps, "level 4" (aka. Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity), which is a giant, floating eyeball named Peeps. Not only does Peeps watch Mordecai and Rigby, he also watches Pops taking a shower, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost watching monster truck races, Skips working, and even Benson; in short, Peeps has creeped out everybody, so Benson tries to get rid of Peeps under the orders of everyone else, but Peeps remains because Benson signed the contract that lets him keep Peeps until he dies. The park and Peeps decide to make a fair game about how Peeps will leave or stay and that is by a staring contest; the stipulations are as follows: if Peeps wins, then he will remove everyone's eyeballs and keep them but if the park wins, then Peeps goes and never comes back.
Mordecai is chosen as Peeps' opponent, and after two days, Mordecai and Peeps' eyes are tired. Peeps tries to intimidate Mordecai by using his ability to produce more eyeballs (which disgusts Benson and makes him almost throw up). To help Mordecai win, Rigby uses his laser pointer to burn all of Peeps' many eyes, leaving only his main, big eye left. After much anticipation, Peeps blinks, making Mordecai the winner. Peeps, in much pain, says "You know that really wasn't regulation" Then Rigby replies calmly "Street rules, man." before lasering Peeps who runs into the lake and nearly drowns, and the park had to call an ambulance in order to save Peeps. When Peeps is rescued, he says "All I see is darkness", and can no longer see. The park celebrate their victory and Benson promises not to go too far with watching Mordecai and Rigby not slacking off; however, their happiness is cut short when Mordecai says he can't blink. Mordecai asks for eyedrops, which Rigby gives to him, but the eyedrops evaporate before they even reach Mordecai's eyes. Mordecai then asks the others to take him to the hospital, and the episode ends.
- Benson (semi-antagonist until the end)
- Muscle Man
- Hi Five Ghost
- Peeps (antagonist)
- Peeps Manager (in commercial)
- Peeps Workers (in commercial)
The gallery for Peeps can be viewed here