|Season 4, Episode 4|
|Premiere date:||October 22, 2012|
"Terror Tales of the Park II"
"150 Piece Kit"
Pie Contest is the fourth episode of season four (and the eighty-third episode overall). It premiered October 22, 2012.
When Mordecai and Rigby become the Judges at the annual Pie Contest, they are afraid to tell their friends what they really think of their pies.
The episode starts with the gang outside of the house and Benson tells them that today is the yearly pie contest. Benson tells Skips that he's on podium duty, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost have to set up the booths, Pops is in charge of the decorations, and Mordecai and Rigby would just have to pick up trash, which they dislike. Then, they ask Benson if they can judge, which they really wanted to do, and even jumping on the top of Benson's golf cart as he leaves riding it just to convince him. With the duo being so desperate on having the job that they risked their life, Benson finally passes down the judge job, but he tells them that if they quit, they're fired.
At the pie contest, the first pie they tasted is Pops' and they love it, but Pops thinks that since his pie is good, he should get the blue ribbon right away. He already won 9 ribbons. But they tell him he can't have it yet since there are more pies to judge, which upsets him. Next, they try out Starla's pie, but Muscle Man tells them that if Starla doesn't win, he's going to put them in the hospital, which frightens them Starla says, same as Muscle Woman 'OH MITCH!'. Then they start kissing as Mordecai and Rigby leave.
Then, they see a burned, old, disgusting pie, which turns out to be Margaret's, and when they taste it, they try to hide their reactions. Then, Mordecai and Rigby went inside the judges' tent and realize that if they give somebody a bad score, they're going to hate them. Then Benson comes inside the tent to rub in the fact that he'll get to fire them, if they quit. He laughs in their faces and he leaves the tent with his broom. But then, they hear a voice from the trash can which turns out to be coming from a talking pie and he says he can help them, but they denied the offer. Then, Rigby had an idea where they give everybody a 10 no matter how bad their pie is. So every pie they judged is given a 10, but Benson tells them that if there's a tie the judges would have to declare a winner; live and in front of the contestants. But they can't decide, so they ask for the talking pie's help where he later grows arms and legs and tells them if they hear anything don't go outside.
So they don't, but as they heard screams, they go out and see that the pie has turned into a giant man-eating pie and eats all the contestants for them to pick a winner. But right before it eats Pops, he asked why his pie was so terribly bad that they couldn't judge it, Mordecai and Rigby say his was the best and doing so, Pops is thrown out of the giant pie's belly. Benson tells them that they have to tell the truth about everybody's pie to free them, so they tell Starla that her pie was gritty and it tasted like a sack of butt cheeks, Skips should wear a hair net while cooking, Death should stick with killing instead of baking, and all the other contestants, and finally Mordecai says that Margaret's pie was the worst pie he's ever seen, and it tasted like barf. Then, in the end, Mordecai and Rigby gave the blue ribbon to Pops and threw the talking pie at a garbage truck. Benson gets upset then ask them that he won't fire them but they have to clean the mess. After Benson leaves, Rigby wonders if there's some pie left.
- Muscle Man
- Hi Five Ghost
- Eileen (Cameo)
- John (Cameo)
- Death (Cameo)
- Gary (Cameo)
- Scabitha (Cameo)
- Dude With Pie Glasses
The gallery for this episode can be found here.