This is a page featuring some of Rigby's quotes.

• "Alright, Beef Burrito, I'll give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom!" ("The Power")
• "I'll kill you!" ("The Power") and ("Death Punchies")
• "Ooooooffff ooooofff!" ("The Power")
• "Uuuuuuuhhhhh..." ("The Power")
• "What?!" ("The Power")
• "Oh, you want me to put the hurt on you?!" ("The Power")
• "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!" ("The Power")
• "Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S?" ("The Power")
• "What are you, sixty-five? (normal voice) Excuse me, sir. Can I have a raise? (elderly voice) Come on, I'm telling you, dude! Hamboning!" ("The Power")
• "Hamboning will save your life someday! It'll be all like, what? You trying to mug me?" ("The Power")
• "I have my methods..." ("The Power")
• "Dude, I think the batteries just died." ("The Power")
• "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon!" ("The Power")
• "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs! He's gonna be all, (mocking Benson voice) Oh, no! My gumballs!" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
• "Yeah, then next time, you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
• "I don't know, do you wanna be boring forever?" ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
• "Told you I got skills." ("Just Set Up the Chairs")
• "Is the concert you're talking about Fist Pump?" ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
• "Aw, crap." ("Caffeinated Concert Tickets")
• "You're next, Mordecai!" ("Death Punchies")
• "You're ruining my life! ("Death Punchies")
• "Aw, what?" ("Death Punchies")
• "What?! Don't call ME not pure of heart! What about you, with your crappy mullet?" ("Death Punchies")
• "I'll kill you!" ("Death Punchies")
• "Not until I smash you!" ("Death Punchies")
• "I can fix it!" ("Meat Your Maker")
• "Don't worry, Mordecai. I'm gonna take care of us, you'll see." ("Meat Your Maker")
• "Dude, I found the thermostat, I can totally fix it!" ("Meat Your Maker")
• "Who's the best prank caller now, jerkdish!?" ("Prank Callers")
• (along with Mordecai) "Who's the master prank caller now, ya loser? (laughs)" ("Prank Callers")
• "The name's Fists!" ("Ello Gov'nor")
• "Now, shove some Cheese Curls into my trash hole!" ("Rigby's Body")
• "Dude, you’re just jealous because I made her laugh and all you do is sit like this (mocking Mordecai, voice gets deeper) Uh… Uh… Uh..." ("It's Time")
• "What, still no appreciation plaques?" ("Appreciation Day")
• "Make this quick, I don't want people to think we're holding hands or something." ("Dizzy")
• "NEVER! (runs away and pants)" ("Don")
• "I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKING SUGAR!" ("Don")
• "I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" ("Don")
• "YOU WERE BORN!" ("Don")
• "Haters gonna hate!" (Over the Top)
• "Dude! Pops, chill! Let him go!" ("Really Real Wrestling")
• "That's good RigJuice." ("More Smarter")
• "Keep an eye on my coffee, blondie" ("Bet to Be Blonde")
• "Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!" ("Karaoke Video")
• "So much fun!" ("Stick Hockey")
• "Gimme candy, lady!" ("In the House")
• "Come on man! Help me flip the table!" ("House Rules")
• "When I found out whoever did this I'm gonna GRRRRRRRRR!!" ("Under the Hood")
• "Shut up!" ("Don")
• "Do we have a protractor?" ("But I Have a Receipt")
• "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon." ("The Power")
• "His gumballs must be made of lead!" ("Weekend at Benson's")
• "Dude, Benson, what's the rush, it's not like you have somewhere to be!" ("Weekend at Benson's")
• "No dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tidey, lefty-losey! Not lefty-tidey mess it up because you're a loser!" ("Weekend at Benson's")
• (while rapping with Mordecai) "B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-b-busted!" ("Think Positive")
• "What is a hose? Hoooooose." ("Think Positive")
• "You know you guys shouldn't even show up tomorrow, there's no way you're gonna win"(Skips Strikes )
• "Wow! Soul ball I could rub that in so many people's faces........Deal!" (Skips Strikes )
• "Shubaboo! Sleepypoo!" ("Eggscellent")
• "He called you with his butt!" ("Butt Dial")
• "Dude, this controller blows." ("Video Game Wizard")
• "Why do friends! Not pick their friends! To enter a video game competiton, with them!" ("Video Game Wizard")
• "Ahw! Pizza king not happy!" ("Replaced")
• "We know you're home, Skips, pick up the phone, Skips, We know you're home Skips, pick up the phone, Skips!" ("Fists of Justice")
• "I'll eat the steak if you eat the eggs." ("Eggscellent")
• "Never pass out, when there's markers about!" ("Dizzy")
• "Of course not! Wait uhhh..." ("Busted Cart")
• "Well, it's a good thing it's your life at stake, then." ("Dead at Eight")
• "With cake we'll be rewarded!" ("Access Denied")
• "Street rules, man!" ("Peeps")
• "In yo' face!" ("Jinx" and "Access Denied")
• "Your just a big, fat, smelly jerk! ("Muscle Mentor")
• "What about Muscle Dad?" ("Trucker Hall of Fame")
• "You said the last thing was the last thing." ("Out of Commission")
• "Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?" ("Fancy Restaurant")
• "I think Eileen is hot without her glasses on!" ("Diary")
• "We dont have that kind of money! And I really enjoy my thumbs!" ("The Best VHS in the World")
• (in a deep slow motion voice) What the heck man!" ("Death Bear")
• "Nice, what's that, like, ten bucks?" ("Fuzzy Dice")
• "You can't fire me, I'm dead! WHOOO! PARTY!" (in "Terror Tales of the Park II")
• "I feel sorry for the apples that died to make this!" (Pie Contest)
• "GUY'S NIGHT!" (Guy's Night)
• "You smell like you step in something" (The Christmas Special)
• "Yeahuh! After tonight, tuesdays are the new fridays." (TGI Tuesday) 
• "Fin? Fin this! *make fart noise with his hands* (The Longest Weekend) 
• "Why don't we just wait 'till it rains? That's how I clean myself." (Limousine Lunchtime) 
• Ooof! Hey!!! (Jinx)
• But it had souls in it! OWWW!!! (Skips Strikes)
• How much is a million? (Limousine Lunchtime)