(The episode begins with a depressed Mordecai trekking on the partly snowy ground. Mordecai sighs and drops on a pile of snow flashbacking his kiss with Margaret and the moment CJ runs out the door from the Christmas party)
Mordecai: Man, I hate mistletoe.
(The scene cuts to Mordecai at the coffeshop. The coffeshop door opens and CJ begins the enter)
Mordecai: Uhhh, hey CJ. Thanks for coming.
(They both sit down)
Mordecai: It's great to see you. How's your week been going?
CJ: So you wanted to tell me something?
Mordecai: Oh uh right, one sec....(he pulls out some presents for her) I got you something.
(CJ takes a giant piece of candy shaped like a butt saying "SORRY I'M SUCH A BUTT" Mordecai hands her a tape)
Mordecai: And I made this mix tape.
(The title of the tape says " SORRY I'M SUCH A BUTT")
Mordecai: All of the songs are apologies.
CJ: I'll listen to them in the car.
(A short silence occurs)
Mordecai and CJ: Look I wanted to....
Mordecai: Augh! CJ, I'm really sorry! I don't know what happened.
CJ: You don't? (souding sarcastic) Because I can refresh your memory.
Mordecai: No, no. I just mean it was crazy. It didn't mean anything, I swear. Margaret and I.. all that stuff is in the past. It was just.. it was midnight and we were under a mistletoe, I was bound by mistletoe rules. I think that's a real law in some countries. (He turns his head) Eileen, back me up on this.
(Eileen shakes her head and runs away, not wanting to get involved.)
CJ: Mordecai, what you did was really lame. It took me this whole week to start feeling like I could look at your face without wanting to break a chair over it.
Mordecai: Understandable. (while nodding his head)
CJ: But if your being honest about this mistletoe thing I mean, I missed you. I feel like I'm ready to forgive and forget.
CJ: As long as you swear there's nothing going on with you and Margaret.
Mordecai: I swear, honest. I just want things to go back to how they were before.
CJ: Yeah, me too.
(They both reach out to hold hands. Just then, the song from Butt Dial is heard and a selfie of Mordecai and Margaret appeared on Mordecai's phone)
CJ: Margaret? (She turns dark and becomes angered) Oh in the past, huh?!
Mordecai: I thought it was.
CJ: Then why is she calling you?!
Mordecai: I don't know! Why IS she calling me?
(Mordecai immediantly picks up his phone to end the call and CJ throws the bouquet of flowers on the table)
CJ: NICE CUSTOM RINGTONE, YOU JERK!! (She runs out the door)
Mordecai: CJ, WAIT!
(Mordecai is again seen depressed and sighed, he heard some saxophone music and saw a man on a bridge playing his saxophone with the moon in the background. He notices Mordecai.)
Sad Sad Guy: Oh hey, Mordecai. I haven't seen you in a couple of days, how're you doin'?
Mordecai: Hey Sad Sax Guy, what're you doing here?
(He jumps off the bridge and lands near Mordecai while playing some dramatic saxophone music)
Sad Sax Guy: I go whenever I needed. Let me guess, girl problems?
Mordecai: Actually yeah, how'd you know?
Sad Sax Guy: Brother, they don't call me Sad Sax Guy just because I play the sax and cry a lot. I know a broken heart when I see one, you tell me all about it and let's see if we could get this mess sorted out.
Mordecai: Well, I was at this party and...
Sad Sax Guy: Aaahh... mistletoe incident. Say no more, bro, I know all about it. I'll tell you what? Because I'm a man of romance, I'm gonna get you two back together.
Mordecai: You are? How?
Sad Sax Guy: I know a guy. He'll hook you up.
(He hands him a card in his sax saying "Bowler Hat Singing Apology Gram" with the number. Cut to CJ's apartment. CJ is reading a book when she hears the doorbell. She goes to answer, and the bowler hat guy is there.)
Telegram Guy: (singing) Ohhh, here's a singing telegram, apology and song. Mordecai was quite a jerk, he knows he did you wrong. But let's be fair, he....
(CJ stops him, unamused.)
CJ: Ok, ok. Hold on a sec. Do you know what he actually did to me?
Telegram Guy: Well, they don't give us that information, ma'am.
(Mordecai is watching the conversation from a bush. CJ leaves and the telegram guy looks at Mordecai. The two approach each other.)
Mordecai: So, did it work?
(The telegram guy slaps Mordecai in the face.)
Telegram Guy: You disgust me.
(He walks off, beginning to sing. Cut to Mordecai and Sad Sax Guy at the Snack Bar in the Park.)