Here is the transcript for the short, Sick Day.
Benson: [sigh] Where are Mordecai and Rigby?
[Benson's phone rings]
Mordecai: [fake sniffles] Oh Benson, Rigby and I are very sick.
Rigby: Yeah. [fake coughs]
Mordecai (off the phone): Aww gross dude!
Benson: Oh, then there's no way you're coming to work.
Rigby: Oh, no Benson, it's okay we can still..[fake coughs]
Benson: No. No. I insist, you two slide, right into bed.
TO BE CONTINUED