Here is the transcript for the short, Sick Day.

Benson: [sigh] Where are Mordecai and Rigby?

[Benson's phone rings]

Benson: Hello.

Mordecai: [fake sniffles] Oh Benson, Rigby and I are very sick.

Rigby: Yeah. [fake coughs]

Mordecai (off the phone): Aww gross dude!

Benson: Oh, then there's no way you're coming to work.

Rigby: Oh, no Benson, it's okay we can still..[fake coughs]

Benson: No. No. I insist, you two slide, right into bed.


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