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(The episode starts at the Convention Center. A lot of people are gathered around inside)
Television CEO: Alright, That's My Television fans, are you excited to be here?
Television CEO (continued): Well you should be, because in a moment, your favorite 80's television star RGB2 will be raffling off the first, and only autograph of his long and illustrious career.
(Everyone cheers again)
Television CEO (continued): But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments!
(A big screen shows some scenes from That's My Television)
RGB2: I hope you saved room for dessert!
Dad: RGB2, "room for dessert" doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert!
(RGB2 makes a dumbfounded face expression. The people laugh in the background
Boy: I wanna watch football!
Girl: I wanna watch dancing!
RGB2: Hey, come on, it's my turn to drive.
Girl: (cries) My parents never let me do anything!
RGB2: Well, I hope you saved room for dessert.
(Gives cake to the girl, then she hugs RGB2).
Television CEO: And the man of the hour: RGB2.
(RGB2 enters the room, and fans cheer).
RGB2: Hey everyone I hope you saved room for dessert!
(Fans cheers again).
Television CEO: And now what you all been waiting for.
(lady turns handle and gets a ticket). And the winning number is 2-7-5-1.
Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa--!
(They run up a lady breaks her green item in anger).
Male RGB2 fan: I'll kill them!
Mordecai and Rigby: ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hi Mr. RGB2.
RGB2: Hey guys! thanks for watching the show. (He sign's box set) Here you go.
Mordecai and Rigby: Thanks! (They read the box set).
RGB2: (whispers) Meet me in the bathroom.
(Fans start applauding in the background while RGB2 leaves)
RGB2: Alright thanks for coming out everyone. Thanks for being fans I love you all.
(Scene cuts to the bathroom. Mordecai and Rigby enter.)
Rigby: Mr. RGB2, are you in here?
RGB2: Get in here, quick.
(They see RGB2 in one of the stalls.)
Rigby: What's going on? How come you didn't sign the box set?
RGB2: Look, I'm sorry about that, but I really need your help right now.
Mordecai: Why? What's the matter?
RGB2: I'm being held prisoner.
Rigby: By who?
RGB2: The studio executives.
(A short montage shows RGB2 starring in a show, rolling on the red carpet while fans took pictures of him, the CEO announcing the series revival, and RGB2 being "locked up" by his contracts.)
RGB2 (continued): It all started when the show became a hit. The studio kept me around for personal appearances, studio tour sightings, guest box, the works. When the series revival was announced, I had enough and turned it down. But the execs refused to let me out of my contract. I'm forced to be a prisoner of the studio for the rest of my days.
Mordecai: That's so messed up! You don't have any idea how many times I've had a bad day and the only thing that would make me feel better was watching your show.
Rigby: Yeah! Or how many times your show was a perfect excuse not to do my homework.
Mordecai: Mr. RGB2, is there anything we can do to help?
RGB2: Thanks, guys. You know I always told myself that if I ever got out of here, there's one place I'd like to go.
Rigby: Where's that?
RGB2: To see the Pine Mountains.
(Mordecai and Rigby look at each other and go, 'Hmm! Hmm!' )
Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna bust you out of here.
Rigby: Yeah! And you're gonna see those mountains!
(RGB2 smiles. We see the CEO with the other officers.)
Television CEO: Where's RGB2?
Executive #1: He's still in the bathroom, sir.
Television CEO: (heads to the bathroom door) Out of my way! (goes into the bathroom and opens a stall, only to find it empty) He's gone!
(Cut to the outside of YZB Studios. Mordecai, Rigby and RBG2 go into a trailer.)
RGB2: We don't have much time. They never leave me in here for more than two minutes. (opens a mini fridge of 80's Air cans and pulls one out)
Mordecai: What are those?
RGB2: It's air from the 80s. If I don't breathe it, I'll die.