This is the transcript for the episode The Lunch Club.
(the episode starts at Mr. Maellard's Billionaire Brunch. Two guests get a drink as Maellard walks towards them)
Mr. Maellard: And that's what I call liquid assets!
(the female guest laughs)
Male Guest: Maellard, oh boy! Your brunch is the event of the season!
Mr. Maellard: Eh, it's okay. But no brunch would be complete without a little desert! (he taps his cup with his cane) The most expensive sheet cake in the world!
(a giant sheet cake is being brought in by some guards, it has "$1,000,000" written on it)
Mr. Maellard: If you want to know how much it costs, take a look at the frosting.
(everybody laughs as Maellard smiles, when suddenly, Rigby comes through the bushes, sleeping on a lawn mower)
(Rigby ends up wrecking the cake, getting it splattered all over everybody)
Mr. Maellard: Arrh!
(cut to the Benson's office)
Rigby: What!? I'll buy you a new cake!
Benson: YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME!!!
Mr. Maellard: Hold on, now Benson! You share as much to blame as he does! You are his manager!
Rigby: It's true, Benson! I told you I needed a nap!
Benson: You were tired, because you were up all night PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!
Mr. Maellard: Enough! Rigby's a screw up but discipline starts at the top. So here's what's gonna happen. (he opens a drawer, gets out some paper and a pen) One of you is going to write a letter of resignation by 5 o'clock. Nobody leaves this office until it's done, and if you can't work it out. You're both fired! (he leaves and slams the door)
Benson: This is the last thing I need today! First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad! And now, this. Alright, Rigby. Stop playing around and write that letter!
Rigby: (in the manager's chair) Why should I write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault! 'Cause you mismanaged me!
Benson: Come on, Rigby! We both know this is your fault!
(Rigby reads a book on the desk)
Rigby: Not now, Benson! I'm reading upon my management techniques, there's some really good stuff in here.
(Benson snatches the book away from Rigby)
Rigby: Hey! I was reading that!
(Rigby tries to take the book back)
Benson: Why can't you take anything seriously?
Rigby: Why are you so uptight?
(The book splits in half as the two fight for it, just before Maellard barges in)
Mr. Maellard: What's going on in here?
(Benson and Rigby mumbles. Maellard spots the torn book and takes it away)
Mr. Maellard: Give me that! This isn't "party" time, this is "write a letter to quit" time! And if I have to come back in here, I'm busting heads!
(Maellard storms out)
Rigby: I'm not writing that letter.
(A clock is shown as time flies to 1 o'clock. Rigby sneaks out of the office.)
Benson: Rigby, don't you make me come out there! Ugh!
(Benson chases Rigby, who is packing a bag on his bed )
Benson: Rigby! If Mr. Maellard catches us out of the room, we're dead!
Rigby: Well then go back so that you won't get caught!
Benson: That's it Rigby you march right back there! Oh shoot
Mordecai: Rigby what are you doing here?
Rigby: You can come out now Benson
Mordecai: Oh hey Benson