Benson: Alright, I need you guys to paint over the graffiti on the bathroom. Just make sure you cover all of it.
Rigby: Cover all of it?
Benson: What' did I tell you? Yes, all of it. Now Get back to work. (walks away)
Mordecai: I wouldn't mind going back to sleep.(Scene transitions to Mordecai and Rigby painting over the graffiti)
Rigby: I'd like to find out who do this and just—ARRRGGH.
Mordecai: I know man, they're probably just sitting around somewhere just laughing at us.
Muscle Man: (laughs) You know who else had to clean up other peoples messes? My mom! (laughs)
Rigby: Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man?
Muscle Man: Pfft! Me, I'm an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist. (Mordecai and Rigby notice orange stuff on Muscle Man's hands)
Mordecai: What is that?
Muscle Man: What is what?
Mordecai: The orange paint on your hands.
Muscle Man: It isn't paint, fools, it's just from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch.
Rigby: Yeah, right, it's all over you!
Muscle Man: Haven't you ever been to wing kingdom? They always hook you up with the sauce.
Rigby: I think you did this.
Muscle Man: You better watch who you're accusing, bro.
Mordecai: Show us your receipt then.
Muscle Man: What? Show us your receipt!
Mordecai: That's it.
Mordecai and Rigby: (running to Benson) BENSON!
Mordecai: We know who did the graffiti!
Benson: What? Who? (Scene switches back to Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost)
Muscle Man: It's buffalo sauce, smell it!
Benson: I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man. Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it.
Muscle Man: But I am telling you the truth, Benson! I can't believe you are listening to these clowns- (A can of spraypaint falls out of his pocket)
Rigby: Look, it's spray-paint!
Benson: Chicken wings, huh?
Muscle Man: Uh... um... that's not mine!
Mordecai: Yeah, right! It was in your pocket!
Muscle Man: Uh... okay, all right! I was spraypainting, okay? But, but--
Benson: But what?
Muscle Man: But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange!
Hi Five Ghost: Really?
Benson: Then why did you lie about the paint?
Muscle Man: Because it was supposed to be a surprise. Til you guys ruined it!
Rigby: He's lying!
Muscle Man: No, I'm not.
Benson: I'm sorry, Muscle Man. I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your keys.
Muscle Man: What?
Benson: You heard me.
Muscle Man: Are you firing me, bro?!
Benson: Give me your keys.
Hi Five Ghost: If he goes, I go, too.
Benson: Okay, see ya.
Hi Five Ghost: Aww...
Muscle Man: That was really cool, bro. You want my keys, Benson? Fine! (He throws his keys on the ground at Benson's feet) But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams. And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives. (They walk away)
Benson: I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today. You narked a guy out and got him fired. Good job. (He walks away)
Mordecai: Whoa. I didn't think he was gonna fire him!
Rigby: Neither did I. (The real vandal starts spraypainting on the wall)
Mordecai: What the—Hey! Stop! (The vandal runs off. Rigby and Mordecai chase him until he hops over a fence, getting away)
Rigby: That didn't look like Muscle Man...
Mordecai: That's because it wasn't Muscle Man.. oohh..
Rigby: Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
Mordecai: We have to get Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost their jobs back. (Scene transitions to Benson's office) Benson! It wasn't Muscle Man!
Benson: What are you talking about?
Rigby: It was this hooded guy! We didn't see his face, but--
Benson: Alright, I get it. You feel bad for getting Hi-Fives and Muscle Man fired. It's okay, I feel bad too. Doing the right thing is never easy, but it's the responsible thing to do. Like Rigby. When you ratted out Mordecai for putting expired milk in the fridge in exchange for a video rental coupon. That was very responsible.
Mordecai: Benson, we're serious. He's innocent!
Benson: That's enough! We're down two men and I've got a lot to do.So do you!
Rigby: No wait!
Benson: Now get out of here and get back to work!
(Benson slams the door shut before Mordecai and Rigby looks at each other while frowning)
(Scene transitions to Skips' house)
Mordecai: (Opens door) Hey Skips.
(Skips turns his head around with buffalo sauce all over his mouth)
Skips: What? You trying to get me fired too?
Rigby: What? No no.
(Skips turns around holding a bowl of buffalo wings)
Skips: Good. Because its just wing sauce. Muscle man got me hooked with this stuff before you got him fired.
Mordecai: Yeah,about that do you know anything about who did the graffiti?
Skips: It could be Park Avenue. (Holds buffalo wing)
Rigby: Park Avenue?
Skips A young graffiti artist who as been around lately (Smiles while wiping mouth) He's not bad.
Mordecai: That's probably the guy we saw!
Skips: You gotta tell Benson.
Rigby We try to tell Benson. He didn't believe us.
Skips: Then you gotta catch him yourselves. But it's not gonna be easy. He strikes without warning and vanishes with the wind. (Camera zooms out) Say, where is Muscle Man anyway?
Rigby: Following his real dream.
Skips:He said that!? Oh no.
(Scene transitions to Opening mic night)
Mic Announcer: And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like, Muscle man!
Muscle Man: Good evening everyone! So,I just threw out my old couch. It weighed about 300 pounds and smell like a pile of butts. You know who else smells like a pile of butts!? MY MOM!
(Crowd gets bored. Muscle man looks at Hi Five Ghost who is confused. Muscle man taps mic)
Muscle Man: Excuse me I said, my mo---
Person: Get off the stage!
Muscle Man: Ah you jerks are jerks! You don't even understand comedy!
(Another person throws a tomato at Muscle Man's face.Muscle man screams and chases crowd while they run away.)
Hi Five Ghost: Muscle man no!
(Scene transitions to Mordecai painting a trash can)
Mordecai: Aw yeah! No way he's gonna resist a white trash can. We'll hide over there and BAM!
Rigby: Straight to jail!
Mordecai: What's the matter Park Losernue? Don't like jail!?
(Rigby starts to pretend he's sad)
Rigby: You miss your family?
Mordecai: Looks like your kids will never see their Park Dadunue.
(Mordecai and Rigby laughs not seeing Park Avenue spray paint on the white trash can, Showing R
Rigby: Ah what!? Why is it only me?
Mordecai: Because I'm not a loser dude
Rigby: Argh it doesn't even look like me.
Mordecai: Dude it looks like you're looking at a mirror!
Rigby: Shut up!
(Rigby hears spray painting and sees Park Avenue, while pointing at him)
Rigby: There he is!
(Park Avenue runs away exposing an offensive spray painting of Mordecai.)
Mordecai: (Punches Rigby on the stomach looking angry.) Come on, let's go
(A montage showing Mordecai and Rigby chasing Park Avenue painting, a wall, the Taco'Clock
bus, a bench, the cart, a toilet, and Pop's head.)
Rigby: How come he keeps on getting away from us?
Mordecai: I don't know. It's like he's messing with us or something.
(Muscle man comes back all dirty with Hi Five Ghost riding his scooter he mentioned he paint orange.)
Muscle Man: Sup lamers.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hey Muscle Man, how's it goin--- man
Muscle Man: Good. Awesome. Now that we're ditching from cash or nothing. But we're on a one
time offer with High Five's sweet ride.
Rigby: How much do you want for that? (Gets punched by Mordecai.)
Muscle Man: Uh...any---amount
Mordecai: Uh no thanks. We're good for now.
Muscle Man: Fine. We don't need your money anyway, it probably smells like a pile of butts. Come on Fives.
(MM and Hi Five Ghost walks away)
Mordecai: I feel terrible!
Rigby: I know. But we can't do anything about it unless we catch Park Avenue!
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm Hmm Hmm.
Mordecai: I got a plan. Muscle Man wait!
(Muscle Man stops the scooter and turns around with a grin)
Muscle Man: Come crawling back huh?
Mordecai: Do you still that orange spray paint?
(Scene transitions to the same location where Mordecai and Rigby was cleaning the graffiti
Park Avenue: (Groans.) No class.
(Park Avenue walks forward graffiti painting when Mordecai and Rigby opens their eyes.)
Park Avenue: (Gasp)
(Mordecai and Rigby tackles Park Avenue down on the ground. Park Avenue throws Rigby to a door before Mordecai bodyslams him down. Mordecai flips Park Avenue's hood revealing the top of a spray can. Then, Park Avenue pushes his head to spay Mordecai and Rigby's faces)
Park Avenue: (Runs away then sprays a wall to make a portal.)
Mordecai: Come on let's go! (mordecai jumps in the portal )
Rigby: What?! Aw fine! (rigby jumps in)
Mordecai: What is this place?
Both: Whoa!! (there was graffiti everywhere and it also said park avenue
Rigby: There he is!
park avenue:(buy a white door and spray paints a lever) it ends now! (he pulled the lever and some of the graffiti he made turned alive) get rid of these guys (went inside the white door and the graffiti changed a green one grew 6 legs a zipper unzipped and grew wings and a red thing grew hands that had mouthes and were running to mordecai and rigby)
rigby:quick muscle man's spray paint (mordecai gave it to rigby and he sprayed it) that's a lot harder than it looks (spraying a porly made person the monster with the 6 legs stomped on the and it vanished and 2 legs grew out of his eyes trying to stomp on them the monster zipper came down at them and they went low)
mordecai and rigby:ahhhhhhhhh!!!! (apparently having the monster zipper miss them)
mordecai: we gotta get to that door (they start running to the door when the red thing with 2 hands was in front of them )
mordecai and rigby:ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (the monster grabbed rigby)
mordecai:rigby!!!! (the other hand was gonna eat rigby)
rigby:ahhhhhhhh!!!!! (he spray painted the other hand which made him drop rigby mordecai helped rigby up)
mordecai:look there it is (pointing at the door)c'mon (they ran to the door with the monsters following them in a race of time they made it in)
mordecai and rigby: (breath hard)
mordecai: where are we (the room seemed like it had nothing in it)
rigby:i don't know it's like there's nothing in here
mordecai:he's gotta be around here somewhere
rigby:(starts walking and hits his foot on something)ow!! oh oh oh (jumping and holding his foot)
mordecai:(runs into something and hits his head on something ) awwww!! (walks backwards and falls in something)
rigby:mordecai where'd you go (hits his belly on something) owww!!! (falls over) what is this stuff (touches something starts walking and runs into something) aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! (and started spray painting it is when he ran in to 3 more things but spray painting reavealed what it was )
mordecai:(got out of what he was in) dude i think that's a TV (rigby finished spray painting and i turned out it was a TV)
rigby:oh yeah (rigby turned around and started spray painting)
mordecai:that looks like a fouton
rigby:i think someone lives here (before he could finish spray painting a guy shouted)
park avenue:hey you no stop it (comes out from behind a door) c'mon man not the coffee table
mordecai:keep painting rigby (rigby started painting again)
park avenue:no don't what's amatter with you
rigby:(stoped spray painting)you painted over the hole park
park avenue:ya but that's different you know it's what i do my stuff looks good you your your just making a mess (rigby spray painted again) alright alright alright take an easy take an easy i'll quit painting the park (rigby stopped painting) just stop messing up my place
mordecai:and you've gotta admit to our boss that it was you
mordecai:cause our friend got fired for what you did
park avenue:so what (rigby started painting again) alright alright alright (rigby stopped panting mordecai and rigby smiled)
(cuts to the park)
park avenue:ya that's right i'm the one who did it i'm the graffiti artist i'm hitting the world with nollege i'm painting the truth i'm painting rebelous i'm..
benson:i am calling the cops
park avenue:phhhhhhh the cops can't catch this (made a portal on the ground) later you boshwa sucker (goes into the portal but is to little for him and his hands are stuck) aw man (benson started dialing the cops)
mordecai:we're really sorry we got you guys fired
muscle man:you better be sorry pffff i'm just kidding
benson:well you 2 welcome back to the park (handing muscle man their keys)
muscle man:weeelll tearing it up as a cameidian but scence your begging
benson:(takes keys back) comedy wow congratulations maybe you don't need this job after all
muscle man:please give me the keys (gives muscle man the keys) all right (got on a cart swerved in a circle and drove away) woooooooo!!!
benson:all right i need you guys to paint over the grffiti
rigby:that isn't fair
benson:hey you can leave anytime you want but the less you think you can make it as a stand up comieidian i suggest you stay and start painting
mordecai and rigby:uhhhhhh!!!!! ( they pick up the paint benson walks away whistling)
mordecai:want to go to wing kingdom?