Hey guys! This is the third episode, and the introduction of my fanon character Ray. Enjoy, my friends.
|A Friend with Benefit|
|Season 1, Episode 3|
|Directed by:||Iron Rigby|
"Hostages of Death"
(Episode starts at the Coffee Shop)
Ray: Here's your coffee, guys.
Mordecai: Hey, thanks Mar- (Looks down to see a shark with a hat on) Hey wait. You're not our usual waiter. Where's Margaret?
Rigby: And Eileen?
Mordecai: (Stares at Rigby) You like...
Rigby: (Punches Mordecai in the eye)
Mordecai: Ow!!! (Holds hand over black eye) So, where are they?
Ray: (monotone) Taking their break.
(Margaret and Eileen sit down next to Mordecai and Rigby)
Margaret: Hey, guys. I see you've met Ray.
Ray: (Stares at the four with a slight glare) I'm going. I need to get to my other job. (Walks out of the coffee shop, clocking out)
Mordecai: So... Margaret...
Margaret: Yes, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Would you like to-
Rigby: Gotta go, Mordecai. Let's go. Break's over. (Starts walking out)
Eileen: Wait, Rigby would you like to-
Mordecai: Never mind. See you around, Margaret.
Margaret: Bye, Mordecai.
(Mordecai walks out)
Mordecai: (Gets in driver's seat)
Rigby: (Get's in passenger's)
Mordecai: (Punches Rigby) Dude, what the heck?! I was gonna ask her out!
Rigby: Sorry, dude. Just stating the facts. Break's over.
(Both drive to the park for the meeting)
Mordecai: What the? (Notices Ray on the stairs)
Benson: Oh, you guys are here. Well, sit down, we have a new worker today.
(The duo sit down next to Ray)
Benson: All right. I want you guys to welcome Ray.
Ray: (Stands up and shakes with everyone but Mordecai and Rigby, which the two pulls their hands back)
Benson: (Glares at M and R) So, looks like you three have met... Anyways, Ray, you're paired up with Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost today, to clean up the Golf Carts.
(MM and Fives hi five each other, then Ray)
MM, Fives, and Ray: Whoo!!!!!
Benson: Mordecai and Rigby, you're going to finish cleaning up Skips' garage.
Mordecai and Rigby: Argh!!!
Benson: Well, if you have a problem, you can quit anytime.
Rigby: Never mind.
Benson: Pops and Skips, you guys have your day off.
Pops: (Laughs happily) Uhaha!!
Benson: I'll be cleaning up the Park Truck. Dismissed.
(The workers leave to do their things)
(M and R are seen cleaning up Skips' garage)
Mordecai: For some reason, I don't trust Ray.
Rigby: What? Why? He seems to get along with everyone but us.
Mordecai: Yeah, but... Earlier in the Coffee Shop...
Rigby: So? That's in the Coffee Shop. He seems cool to me.
(Scene transitions over to the Golf Carts, which MM, Fives, and Ray are cleaning)
Muscle Man: Man! We're almost done! With Ray on our side, we can get work done three times faster!
Fives: Yeah, we can!
(The three are done)
MM, Fives, and Ray: Whoo!!!!!
(The three run off to go to the arcade)
(Scene goes back to Mordecai and Rigby cleaning up the garage)
Mordecai: Ah, what? That's not fair! They have three people to clean up the carts!
Rigby: Dude, relax! We're almost done.
(6 hours later...)
Rigby: Dude, why is Skips' garage so big?! It's been six out of our eight hours, and we're not even done! Look, Ray, MM, and Fives are eating burgers!
Mordecai: Dude, we can get this finished...
(1 hour later...)
Rigby: (Finishes unpacking the last box) Bam! We're done!
Mordecai: Alright, dude. Let's go get some dinner.
(Scene transitions to Wing Kingdom)
Mordecai: Table for two.
Waiter: All right, follow me.
(The two sit down, and see all the people in the restaurant watching MM and Ray in a hot-wing eating contest)
Fives: Over here, folks! See the hot-wing eating contest of the century! (Fives points to an electronic scoreboard, where this is MM and Ray written on it)
Board: Ray - 500 wings. Muscle Man - 500 wings.
Fives: All bets accepted! Checks are too! (Fives starts receiving money for both sides)
Mordecai: Meh. That's lame, right, Rigby? Rigby? (Turns around to see that Rigby isn't there) What the? (Sees at the contest, cheering for Ray)
Rigby: Ray! Go Ray!!! WHOO!!!!!
Muscle Man: I'm so full... Ugh... I quit!
Scoreboard: Muscle Man - 700 wings. Ray - 701 wings.
Ray: Whoo!!! (Collects money and attempts to pay for the wings)
Waiter: No thanks, man! On the house for the winner, and the runner-up!
Muscle Man: Dude... that was awesome. (Hi-fives Fives and Ray) Let's go... Before I collapse from so much food.
(The three walk out, and Rigby walks back to Mordecai) Dude, did you see that? Ray ate 701 wings!
Mordecai: Dude, what the heck?! You left me here!
Rigby: Dude, calm down. (Speaks to waiter) Can we have the 25 wing combo?
Waiter: Sorry, man. All out of food. Ray and Muscle Man ate it all.
Mordecai: Ah, what?!
Rigby: Only one place to go, Mordecai.
(The two are seen at the coffee shop)
Margaret: Hey, guys. Nice to see you again. Did you watch the wing-eating contest at Wing Kingdom?
Mordecai: What? You were there too?
Eileen: Yeah, both of us were! It was so cool.
Rigby: Yeah, it was! Right, Eileen.
Eileen: Yeah, Rigby. (blushes, then runs into the kitchen) OMG, OMG! He agreed with me!
(Ray walks into the kitchen)
Ray: Oh, hey Eileen. Need some help with your crush?
Eileen: Wait... you know?
Ray: Yeah, I do. I'm very observant.
Eileen: He says that I look hot without my glasses on, but I can't see without my glasses!
Ray: I can help.
(The next day....)
(Eileen walks in with contacts on, meaning she doesn't have her glasses on)
Rigby: Uh.... (Stares at Eileen) Hey, Eileen.
(Ray is seen sitting with M and R)
Ray: Score one for Ray's school of Romance.
Eileen: Hey, Rigby? Like my new look?
Rigby: Yeah... a lot...
Margaret: Oh, Mordecai! Why don't you have work today?
Mordecai: I have the day off.
Margaret: Well... I wanted to tell you something...
Mordecai: Yes, yes! What is it?
Margaret: Can you buy me a coffee? I'm not allowed to steal drinks.
Mordecai: Uh... Sure. (Buys her a coffee)
Ray: Hey, Margaret. I was wondering.. are you free tonight?
Mordecai: (Shocked) I have to go to the bathroom.
Ray: (Stares at Mordecai for a bit) So.... Anyways, can we go out for dinner tonight? You know, to get to know each other?
Margaret: Sure... I guess.
Ray: I'll meet you at Pasta Place at 6, kay?
(Eileen walks into the kitchen, with Rigby staring at her)
Ray: (Walks by Rigby, into the kitchen) Rigby, you're drooling.
Rigby: Huh? (Wipes spit from mouth) Mordecai? (Walks over to bathroom door) Mordecai?
Rigby: Dude, are you crying in there?
Mordecai: (Comes out) No dude. Crying's for weenies, like you.
Rigby: Hey! I resent that.
Mordecai: I'm sweating through my eyes. (Runs out)
Rigby: Dude, come back! (Runs after him)
(Scene transitions to kitchen)
Ray: Hey, Eileen.
Eileen: Hey, Ray. Thanks for helping me.
Ray: And to celebrate, why don't we go bowling over at Strykers at 8?
Eileen: Don't you have dinner with Margaret at 6?
Ray: No sweat. I can make both.
Eileen: Okay, I'll be there.
Ray: Great! (Walks out and searches through the trash for a doughnut) Okay, Ray. You're doing this for your friends. (Takes a chomp of it, and goes back to the park with it)
(Mordecai and Rigby are playing Karate Choppers, with Ray watching)
Ray: (Stomach roars) Oh god... (Runs to the bathroom)
Rigby: Ray! You okay? (He and Mordecai follows to see Ray throwing up in the toilet)
Ray: Uargh!!! (Finishes) I don't feel so good. (Walks over to kitchen and sits down) I think it was the doughnut I ate eariler...
(Scene flashes back to Ray eating the doughnut from the trash while walking to the park, then it goes back)
Rigby: Dude, you okay?
Ray: No... All right, guys. I have something to tell you guys. I have a date at 6 with a robin, and I'm bowling with my mole friend at 8, so I need you to cover for me.
Mordecai: Okay, I'll tell your date what happened.
Rigby: I'll tell your friend what happened.
Mordecai: (Walks in, and sees a robin) Ah! (Walks and sits in seat while looking at the floor) Ray couldn't make it, so... (Looks up and sees Margaret) Uh... Hi Margaret.
Margaret: Oh, Ray couldn't make it? And I was looking forward to seeing him. (Gets up)
Mordecai: No, no. Sit down. I'm covering for him.
Margaret: Oh. Okay. I suppose it's the same concept.
(And so, the two had a romantic dinner throughout the night...)
(Rigby walks into Strykers, and sees a mole)
Rigby: (Puts hand on shoulder of mole) So hey, Ray couldn't make it, so I'm here to cover for him...
Eileen: (Turns around) Hey, Rigby. So he couldn't make it, huh? Well, I'm glad to have you here.
Rigby: Uh... Yeah... Let's play.
(And so, the two had the awesomest game of bowling ever....)
ENDING: The two had the best days of their lives. Mordecai had a date with Margaret which helped bring them closer together, and Rigby had the best game of bowling ever with his new best friend, Eileen.
(Ray is seen playing Karate Choppers)
Ray: Best plan yet, Ray. Best plan yet.
Some Trivia about this episode...
- Ray's hat was barely mentioned
- Mordecai had a date with Margaret
- Ray intentionally ate the doughnut to get these things to happen
- Rigby hung out with Eileen by himself in this episode, and wasn't rude at all
- Eileen has contacts now.
Secret Code! Decode it. It's in reverse, so if you get stumped, put it up to a mirror.
.snalp sih eraweB .rennalp suoived a si yaR
Please don't spoil it for other people.
Rate this on a scale of 1-10.
1 - Writing Abomination - I need to get new eyeballs.
2 - Writing Horror - I need to decontaminate these.
3 - Writing Freak - I need to wash these.
4 - Don't like it - Was okay, but still sucked.
5 - Meh. - Okay.
6 - Goodish - It was okay, but it was a little good.
7 - Good - It was good.
8 - Great - Great
9 - Totally Sick - It was awesome!!!
10 - AMAZING - Dang, this is so good, it should be made into a real episode!