Hey guys! Iron Rigby here. I wanted to create a fanon, but I couldn't come up with anything but... The Regular Avengers. The following characters are listed as people from the Avengers movie, and it may contain spoilers from the Actual Movie. They're not in the same order of meeting, though.
Mordecai - Captain Mordecai/Mordecai Rogers
|The Regular Avengers|
|Season 1, Episode 1|
|Directed by:||Iron Rigby|
RIgby - Iron Rigby/Rigby Stark
Skips - The Incredible Skips/Skips Banner
Muscle Man - Black Muscle/Muscle Allegri
HFG - Hawkeye Ghost
Benson - Benson Fury
Pops - Pops, the God of Thunder
Don: Don Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Margaret - Margaret Potts
(Story Starts in a warehouse, with Black Muscle strapped to a chair, being interrogated)
Mafia Boss: So, what is the secret?
Black Muscle: You know who else likes to know secrets?
Mafia Goon: Your mom?
Black Muscle: My mom!!!
(Phone beeps on Mafia Boss)
Mafia Boss: I need to take this. *Answers phone* Hello? *Indistinct talking* Fine. I'll give it to him. It's for you.
(Hands Phone to Black Muscle)
Benson Fury: (on phone) Get back here or your world is over!!!!
Black Muscle: Okay, give me 5 minutes.
Benson Fury: *Starts watch* Ready... go!
(Black Muscle breaks free of the chair, punches the Goon in the face, knocking him out)
Mafia Boss: Don't do this, man. I'll kill you. (Pulls out gun)
Fury: 3:49... 3:50...
(Black Muscle grabs the gun, disarms it and does a frontflip to be behind the boss, takes off his shirt, and chokes the boss)
Black Muscle: Where is he, bro?!
Benson Fury: 4:30... 4:31...
Mafia Boss: He's in Africa! (Chokes) He's in Africa!!
Black Muscle: Thanks. (Knocks Boss unconscious)
Benson Fury: 5 minutes! You find out?
Black Muscle: He's in Africa. I'm lucky I didn't tell him where my gun was.
Benson Fury: What?
Black Muscle: Nothing.
(Reveals gun near buttocks)
(Scene transitions to a raccoon flying through the air in a gold and red suit)
Iron Rigby: Time for landing, Margaret.
Margaret Potts: Ok. (Moves out of way of landing aisle)
Iron Rigby: (Lands on landing pad, which takes off his suit by him walking and taking it off automatically)
Hey, Potts. How is our stock doing?
Margaret Potts: It's doing well.
Iron Rigby: Get it, R.I.G.S.
R.I.G.S. (Stands for Really Intelligent, Great System): Yes, sir.
Don Coulson: Hello, Stark.
Rigby Stark: Hello again, Don. Back to ruin my life?
Don Coulson: No, not this time, Rigby. I'm here to recruit you.
Rigby Stark: For the Avengers Initiative, right?
Don Coulson: Yes, and you already know that because you hacked the database.
Margaret Potts: Avengers?
Rigby Stark: A top-secret intiative taken by the world when it's in danger. It consists of recruiting the best heroes in the world.
Don Coulson: Yes, well, we'd like Mr. Stark here to join the Avengers.
Rigby Stark: What do I benefit from this?
Don Coulson: Join, or we'll buy out all your stock and own your company.
Rigby Stark: Ughhhh!!! Fine. Let's go. Hold down the fort, Potts.
Margaret Potts: Okay.
(Don and Rigby leave)
(Scene transitions to gym)
(A Blue Jay in a tanktop and jeans is shown punching a sandbag)
Mordecai Rogers: Ha! Ha! Ra... Ha! (Punches bag so hard that it breaks and is shattered) I'm ready. (Puts on black hood and walks out of gym)
(Scene transitions to an alleyway, where a person is getting mugged by three different guys)
Mugger 1: Give us your money, punk.
Mugger 2: Or we'll take it from you. (Reveals knife)
Dude: Okay, man. (Takes out wallet)
Mordecai Rogers: Stop right there! (Thunder cracks, revealing that he's standing at the entrance)
Mugger 3: What cha' gonna do, loser?
Mordecai Rogers: This. (Runs forward and takes out the 1st with a single punch to the jaw, knocking him out and breaking his jaw) You want some too?
Mugger 2: Rahhhh!!!! (Rushes to Rogers and attempts to swipe)
Mordecai Rogers: (Ducks under the blow, punches the Mugger in the stomach, and backflips him into the ground, knocking him out) Last one.
Mugger 3: (Rushes him)
Mordecai Rogers: (Dodges his right and left cross, but gets hit with his uppercut, and the hood falls off)
Mugger 3: A blue jay?
Mordecai Rogers: Yep. (Punches the Mugger with such force that he flies to the wall)
Dude: Uh... Take my wallet! Please, just don't hurt me, man!
Mordecai Rogers: Keep your wallet, and get the "h" out of here.
(Dude runs away)
(Crack of lightning is heard, and a gumball machine with an eyepatch and coat is seen)
Benson Fury: So. The Great Captain Mordecai has resulted to beating thugs instead of being a hero. Interesting.
Mordecai Rogers: What the? (Turns around) Who are you?
Benson Fury: Benson Fury. You have a chance, Mordecai Rogers. To become a hero.
Mordecai Rogers: No thanks. I'm done with that stuff. Not after what happened... (Tears runs down cheek)
Benson Fury: The world will end if you don't.
Mordecai Rogers: No, not even for the sake of the world.
Benson Fury: Would you reconsider if I set you up with the girl of your dreams?
Mordecai Rogers: What? Who?
Benson Fury: You'll find out if you join.
Mordecai Rogers: Ugh!!! Fine. But for the girl. Okay?
Benson Fury: Sure.
(The two are seen walking off together, chatting in the rain)
(Scene transitions over to somewhere in Africa)
(A little girl is seen running over to an adobe home, where a yeti is seen treating people of sicknesses)
Girl: Mister, Mister! Please help!
Skips Banner: What is it?
Girl: My mother... is very sick.
Skips Banner: Like this? (Points to a guy with a fever)
Girl: Yes! Follow me.
(The two run to an empty home, where the little girl jumps out of a window)
Skips Banner: So... What is it this time, Muscle?
(Black Muscle appears out of nowhere)
Black Muscle: We need your help.
Skips Banner: You mean S.H.I.E.L.D.? I'm done working for them. Not after what happened to me.
Black Muscle: It's important this time.
Skips Banner: Last time you said it was important, I made myself to into a giant green monster. I took Tai Chi and have kept a one year streak. You don't me to lose it, do you?
Black Muscle: Please help. Or we'll force you to.
Skips Banner: Fine.
Black Muscle: (Pulls up radio) Okay. All clear.
(Scene transitions to outside, where multiple soldiers and tanks are seen clearing out)
(Scene then transitions to the Helicarrier)
Benson Fury: So... I'm Benson Fury.
The Regular Avengers: We know.
Benson Fury: Anyways... Your mission is to recover something for S.H.I.E.L.D.
Iron Rigby: The Tesseract, right?
Benson Fury: Thank you, Mr. Stark. Anyways, if there are no interruptions... We were testing the Tesseract for Intergalactic Travel when something came through the portal we were making....
Benson Fury: How is the cube, doc?
Dr. Eileen: Fine, Mr. Fury. Wait... Something's happening!
(Cube rattles in its case, then a beam comes out, creating a portal)
(A brown possum appears, with a golden helmet and a staff)
???: So... This is the world my brother chooses to protect. (Raises staff)
Hawkeye Ghost: Freeze! (Pulls up loaded bow)
Benson Fury: I agree. Freeze. (Pulls up loaded gun) Who are you?
???: Loki. Son of Odin, rightful heir to the throne. But since my brother will not give me my throne, I shall make my own by taking this pitiful world. (Slams staff down, where a burst of energy comes from the impact center, knocking everyone back)
Hawkeye Ghost: Ugh... (Gasps) (Looks at the staff on his head)
Loki: Your heart of gold is mine, soldier.
(Hawkeye Ghost floats up, and puts an arrow into his bow, pointing it at Fury)
Benson Fury: (Points gun at HG) Don't make me do this, HG.
HG: That makes my job easier. (Shoots an explosive arrow at Fury, which he dodges by barrel rolling away)
Fury: HG! (Looks where Loki and HG were, only to find that they're running off with the Tesseract and Dr. Eileen)
Dr. Eileen: Help! (Is choked unconscious by Loki)
(Loki and HG get into a jeep, followed by Dr. Eileen and The Tesseract thrown into the backseat)
Loki: Let's go.
HG: Okay. (Hotwires car to start up, then starts driving)
Benson Fury: (Runs to the garage, only to find that they're gone) Crap. (Talks into Walkie-Talkie) Audrey. Go after Loki and Hawkeye Ghost.
Audrey: (Through radio) Okay, boss.
(Jeep is seen driving right past Benson)
Benson: Atta girl.
(A chase ensues)
Loki: Dang it. Lose her, HG.
(Jeep takes a turn to the right, but Audrey's jeep follows)
Loki: Agh!!! Do I have to do everything myself, HG?
(Loki points his staff at Audrey's jeep, where fireballs come out of the staff, which she effortlessly dodges by moving the jeep)
Loki: Hm.... (Looks at rock ceiling) Aha!
(Shoots a fireball at the ceiling, where the rocks almost collapse on Audrey's jeep, stopping her car)
Audrey: Crap! (Talks into Walkie-Talkie) Boss, I lost them.
Benson Fury: Dang. Return to base, Audrey.
Skips: So, let's me get this straight. You lost the Tesseract because you lost your security? Ha!
Rigby: (laughs loudly without the suit's mask on) Ahahahahahaha! That's almost as good as me revealing my secret identity.
(Everyone stares at Rigby)
Benson Fury: Anyways, reports are coming in that Loki has appeared in France. I'm sending in Iron Rigby (Rigby whoops in the background) and Captain Mordecai to handle the situation.
Captain Mordecai: Okay.
(Scene transitions to a hostage situation in France)
Loki: I wonder where they are...
(Iron Rigby and Captain Mordecai land from the jet)
Captain Mordecai: Let them go, Loki.
Loki: What will you do to me, huh?
(Iron Rigby shoots a repulsion blast at Loki, which me blocks)
Loki: You think that you could hurt me?! You insignificant little piece of- (Is punched in the face by Captain Mordecai, and sent flying)
Iron Rigby: (Flies up and kicks Loki in the face with a metal boot)
Loki: Argh! (Falls on the ground, defeated)
Captain Mordecai: That was easy. Let's go.
(Scene transitions to the three in a jet, with the staff in a containment tube)
Iron Rigby: What? Afraid of a little lightning?
Loki: No. It's not that I'm afraid of. (Closeup on Loki's eyes) It's what after happens I'm afraid of.
(Thunder strikes the jet)
Captain Mordecai: What the?
(A hand comes through the jet's ceiling, taking Loki out through the hole)
???: You're mine.
(Figure and Loki jump off the jet)
Captain Mordecai: Dang it! I'm landing this thing.
Iron Rigby: See you later. (Suits up and follows the escaping two)
Captain Mordecai: (Lands jet) Where are they? (Sees the three) Rigby! (Runs toward the three)
Loki: (Lands on Rock Formation) Brother Thor?! Why are you here?
Thor: Brother! Why are you here in the realm that I myself locked off?
Loki: Um... I'm...
Thor: (Grabs Loki and holds him up) I will kill you.
Iron Rigby: I wouldn't do that. I need him. (Lands on the formation)
Captain Mordecai: Rigby! Why did you ditch like that?
Iron Rigby: I have priorities.
Thor: You will not take my brother.
Iron Rigby: Let's see about that.
(Charges at Thor, where he flies off the formation, and Rigby follows)
Captain Mordecai: Hey Loki.
Loki: (Looks at Mordecai with fear) What?
Captain Mordecai: Time to die. (Cracks Knuckles)
(Scene Flashes to deep in the forest)
Iron Rigby: Take this. (Fires blast at Pops)
Pops: Ha!!! (Puts thunder in hammer and fires at Rigby)
Rigby: Argh!!!! (Falls down)
Mordecai: Enough! I killed him already. (Puts down Loki's lifeless body down)
Pops: My brother... Where's the tesseract?
(Scene flashes to the helicarrier)
Pops: Give me the Tesseract. (Is handed the Tesseract) Tilbake til Åsgard.
(The Tesseract flies out of the Pops' Hand, and floats in midair, and creates a portal)
Pops: Thank you for the common decency to give me his body. (Walks into the portal) Goodbye.
Iron Rigby: Hm... What to get some pizza?
Mordecai: Yeah! (Hi fives Rigby, and scene freezes and goes to a black)
Sorry for the crappy ending... It was a little too long... Anyways, everything turned back to normal after they defeated Loki.